the midlands is in the north you absolute aching melt

even birmingham, which is south of norwich, is northern. norwich is not northern or southern, it is delightfully above that tardy nonsense, it is eastern. northerners are, without exception, vile. you are vile. you reek of vile. you embody vile. it's a geographical thing though so i'm not going to hold your breathtakingly audacious essence of vileness against you you can't change it you were just born northern. have another vile day of being northern.

Posted By: Tombs on September 28th 2016 at 08:41:04

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I'm confused re Allardyce - obviously haven't read enough (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 08:22:07
- Babycham, it was Babycham (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 28, 10:07:57
  - Might have been gin (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Sep 28, 10:11:25
- I know this is left-field. (Other Football) - avenging canary, Sep 28, 09:31:07
  - or piss (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 28, 09:59:39
- It could have been a pale lager. (Other Football) - APB, Sep 28, 08:29:18
  - There's no barley in whatever he was drinking. You don't get malts that pale. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 28, 09:02:54
    - you get pear based drinks that pale though, like what Babycham is (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 28, 10:12:05
  - It has a head on it. And English style head but a head nevertheless (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 08:45:21
  - It's just a Budweiser or similar shite. But if it HAD been a pint of wine then (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 08:41:51
  - I have never seen a lager that pale! (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Sep 28, 08:31:22
    - ............... (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 08:35:32
      - Sam's is paler than that. It's got to be wine. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Sep 28, 08:37:23
        
        he's caught with his snout in the troff trying to bump his 3 million salary by 400k (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 28, 08:50:26
        
        Yes. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 28, 09:03:34
        
        Yes. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 08:52:41
        
        cool (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 28, 09:02:09
        
        Yup, 'parrently so (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 09:08:33
  - Just what I was going to post. It's lager. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 08:29:46
    - I a pint of wine at a Specials gig a few years ago... (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 28, 08:31:56
      - DEVILRY (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 28, 08:51:05
      - I had one at a Hacienda Classical gig earlier this year (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Sep 28, 08:34:35
- Yep, with gravy chasers. (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 28, 08:26:55
  - Do Midlanders love gravy? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 28, 08:32:36
    - the midlands is in the north you absolute aching melt (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 28, 08:41:04
      - Ha ha (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 28, 09:24:03
      - What a weird post you cock sucking cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 28, 09:18:19
      - Chortle! (n/m) (Other Football) - bird table, Sep 28, 09:08:58
      - tremendous posting. (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 28, 08:46:20
        
        dodge the question then you total FAKE (Other Football) - pants, Sep 28, 09:31:33
      - lolf (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 28, 08:42:08
  - come round (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 28, 08:30:39
  - Nice. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Sep 28, 08:28:17
- Yep. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Sep 28, 08:25:40

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