are you a farmer?

farmer pal of ours when asked by the waitress "custard, cream or ice cream?" always replies with "the lot tar"

or waiter. dunt get all sexist on my ass

Posted By: Tombs on September 26th 2016 at 14:56:59

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Delia Apple pie looks good, think I might try making it this weekend coming... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 26, 12:57:54
- If Channel 4 has any sense at all, they'll be trying to get Delia to fill Mary's slot (oo) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 26, 13:11:16
  - Doubt she'd take it if she was offered it. (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Sep 26, 14:32:17
  - She's a BBC gal though. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 26, 13:52:16
    - Rather like yourself then Garry ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 26, 13:54:07
      - You knows it! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 26, 13:55:53
        
        What was being done by big black cock like? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 26, 14:00:28
        
        ? (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 26, 14:14:19
        
        He probably had more than one forum open at the same time (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 26, 14:22:22
        
        Ah yes (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 26, 14:23:45
        
        ^^ when banter goes wrong ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 26, 14:07:33
    - They'd offer her a fortune (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 26, 13:53:16
      - She'd probably just collapse and kip all over a Baked Alaska. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 26, 13:55:22
        
        She's got to be younger than Mary, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 26, 14:01:03
        
        Mary done the packed lunches for Noah (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 26, 14:06:52
        
        What did the carnivores eat? (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 26, 14:11:22
        
        They said they'd had worse (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 26, 14:21:53
        
        Lulz (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 26, 14:22:53
        
        She's five, so yeah. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 26, 14:03:41
        
        6 years younger than Mary. She's a spring chicken!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 26, 14:03:31
  - Has to be Chris Evans, Jeremy Clarkson or Dave Hill out of Slade for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 26, 13:43:07
  - Not really a baker though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 26, 13:40:32
    - Wash your mouth out, Trickster (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 26, 13:52:20
      - Plus Mary's not a specialised baker either (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 26, 14:11:49
        
        Fair point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 26, 15:47:52
- Save us a piece, it does look good with that thick sweet pastry. (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 26, 13:02:13
- In celebration of six points bagged from Newcastle and Wolves. (n/m) (General Chat) - CROYDONCANARY, Sep 26, 13:00:01
  - Custard. (n/m) (General Chat) - CROYDONCANARY, Sep 26, 13:01:01
  - Custard or cream is the question. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 26, 13:00:33
    - Custard in the winter, cream in the summer (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 26, 14:15:14
    - Cream (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 26, 13:54:45
    - Custard (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 26, 13:31:33
    - Hot apple pie + vanilla ice cream (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Sep 26, 13:06:02
      - Poi (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 26, 13:30:48
    - A big blob of Lidl greek yoghurt is nice (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 26, 13:03:55
      - girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 26, 13:08:22
    - both, plus Ice cream (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 26, 13:01:59
      - are you a farmer? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 26, 14:56:59
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 26, 15:26:47
      - Poi (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 26, 13:30:59

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