i have an aversion to horses that goes back many years and an awful
experience pony trekking across dartmoor. there's the romantic imagery of galloping along the beach through the surf atop a white charger and then there is the stark reality of being stuck on the back of a massive snorting cart horse bouncing up and down totally out of synch with the hoss and with your helmet over your eyes as you are slowly rotating over to one side as the f**king thing gets faster and faster until you run out of physical strength at about 75 degrees to hold on by sheer thigh power and you fall off into a ditch full of stagnant water.
Posted By: Tombs on September 9th 2016 at 11:41:01
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- just looked on ebay for "HIGH HORSES" (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 11:27:08
- AND ANOTHER THING! (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 9, 11:57:09
- I've got one I could lend you. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Sep 9, 11:32:19
- i have an aversion to horses that goes back many years and an awful (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 11:41:01
- I don't like horses. Too big, too violent, too unpredictable. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 9, 12:05:50
- Big scary fuckers, itthee? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 12:57:42
- or indeed a bratwurst (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 12:09:47
- That made me snort coffee! Sounds great! (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Sep 9, 11:49:01
- stayed away from horses ever since (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 11:52:31
- I don't like horses. Too big, too violent, too unpredictable. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 9, 12:05:50
- i have an aversion to horses that goes back many years and an awful (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 11:41:01
- youve come to the right place (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 11:29:02
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