NATO standard bogroll advice advisory
emergency bogroll conservation armageddon imminent situation SOPs:
1. poop
2. fold one sheet up triangular wise and pinch out inner section. retain inner disk.
3. place inner hole of single sheet over index finger and clean up ricker with index digit.
4. firmly grasp bogroll sheet and wipe off index finger. discard.
5. Utilise retained inner disk to clean up index digit under fingernail poop contamination.
Posted By: Tombs on May 3rd 2016 at 22:45:57
Message Thread
- I would like to ask one of those pointless Wroth questions (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 3, 22:18:02
- This was always going to be a difficult PP to control with a subject like this (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, May 3, 23:11:26
- Blimey! My sister phoned so I temporarily left the wroth and I've come back to all this (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 3, 23:10:42
- White cloud... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 3, 23:10:33
- Aldi Softest (General Chat) - Bungle, May 3, 23:08:26
- Rizla (n/m) (General Chat) - Chester Drawers, May 3, 22:57:49
- Izal (General Chat) - Gurney Slade, May 3, 22:49:08
- has one never heard of a bidet? (General Chat) - earthleakage, May 3, 22:49:00
- Sos BWOD, we seem to have got carried away. Did we answer your question? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:46:39
- Expensive stuff is shite with a household of 5 (General Chat) - hoolahan, May 3, 22:46:00
- NATO standard bogroll advice advisory (General Chat) - Tombs, May 3, 22:45:57
- Home brand generic bastard ones (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 3, 22:37:20
- The stuff at my primary school was like tracing paper. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 3, 22:41:34
- It also use to slide it up your back due to its total lack of absorbency (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, May 3, 23:12:00
- ... (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:43:28
- Could well have been! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 3, 22:43:58
- The stuff at my primary school was like tracing paper. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 3, 22:41:34
- Saino's Super Soft (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:34:02
- Followed by Andrex Washlets for a cleaner ring (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:35:22
- or, if you are out in the hills and you have forgotten said tissues, a (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:38:49
- Dock leaves of course,the children's friend😀 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 3, 22:41:30
- and clag-gone for those tougher winnits (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 3, 22:37:52
- or a Dreadnought file for the stubborn, dried up ones (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:40:29
- that's what angle grinders were designed for (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 3, 22:43:26
- This mother would shift the mostest stubbornest ones (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:45:12
- coo, I've seen a few of them (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 3, 23:03:25
- This mother would shift the mostest stubbornest ones (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:45:12
- that's what angle grinders were designed for (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 3, 22:43:26
- or a Dreadnought file for the stubborn, dried up ones (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:40:29
- or, if you are out in the hills and you have forgotten said tissues, a (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:38:49
- Followed by Andrex Washlets for a cleaner ring (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:35:22
- I only get brands with instructions on the packet (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 3, 22:32:39
- FUCKING SHIT WEAZEL (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 22:36:03
- Double Velvet is no good... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, May 3, 22:23:15
Reply to Message
In order to add a post to the WotB Message Board you must be a registered WotB user.
If you are not yet registered then please visit the registration page. You should ensure that their browser is setup to accept cookies.