The International Flag Kick Standard Signalling Protocol (IFKSSP) clearly states

one hand raised 👋 = Everyone else apart from first defender to stand down, ball is about to woefully fail to beat defender #1. Prepare to score on the counter attack. Look sharp pacy forwards.

two hands raised 🙌 = Be prepared for ball to go hooning over the last attacker who will hopelessly set off in chase and put it out for a throw. Assistant manager to raise cheek and let out celebratory guff of recognition.

Posted By: Tombs on April 21st 2016 at 20:57:44

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Fascinating Arsenal (relative to how they knock it about) so few ghouls. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 20:24:19
- Sorry West Brom, really wasn't attempting a jinx there. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 20:24:48
  - probably doing some straw clutching here but... (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 20:27:34
    - That'll do for me 👍 (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Apr 21, 20:30:53
    - Can't see scenario a) Worz I'm afraid, all over West Brom so far. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 20:29:15
    - oops didn't realise theyd already popped two in (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 20:28:46
      - Yep, I literally pressed the enter button and they scored the free kick. :) (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 20:29:42
        
        I se they're talking about Arsenal's vulnerability to set pieces (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 20:42:58
        
        GHOULS COME FROM FLAG KICKS. Could it be against the Arsenal? (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 20:45:50
        
        along come norwich (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 20:47:55
        
        Or whoever takes them puts their hand in the air, that always signals a cock up. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 20:48:52
        
        The International Flag Kick Standard Signalling Protocol (IFKSSP) clearly states (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 21, 20:57:44
        
        lolage, tis true. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 20:59:00
        
        yes, it has done since the Shodmeister started that trend (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 20:54:48
        
        and no hands meant 'surprise, could be either'. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 20:56:01
        
        IFKSSP states that the "no hands flag kick pre-signal" (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 21, 20:59:57
        
        Shirley that's for our slick short corner routine. (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 21, 20:58:32
        
        that's my favourite (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 21:02:23
        
        Which inevitably leads to our opponent doing a ghoul on the break. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 21:01:44
        
        or a counter potentially involving a sending off for a blundertackle and pen (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 21, 21:03:54
        
        That's your classic variety. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 21:06:30

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