Not sure if they sell these in the UK, but I stave off the s**ts with charcoal tablets

believe me, having lived in Latin america for 20 years I think I can now say that I know *a lot* about food poisoning and the s**ts.

Drink lots of water

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on December 31st 2015 at 18:00:52

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I've got a bug. Chinese last night, up most of night with bum gravy, shat the bed this (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 31, 17:41:47
- Water and burnt toast as worz said its the charcoal (n/m) (General Chat) - Mickdundee, Dec 31, 19:28:40
- Pop a small frog under your younger (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Dec 31, 18:27:18
  - Feckin spell shite bastard.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Dec 31, 18:28:40
- Serious answer: icecream (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Dec 31, 18:16:52
- 2 nurofen and a wank (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 31, 18:12:31
  - Wow. How rough are you when you wank!?! (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 31, 22:05:41
- Not sure if they sell these in the UK, but I stave off the shits with charcoal tablets (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 31, 18:00:52
- When I got norovirus I shat water. Drinking quality. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 18:00:00
- Do a smell up the USB? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Dec 31, 17:52:05
- While the previous responses all have their merits, if you're squirting both ends water is (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 17:47:03
  - Or some Lucazade. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 31, 17:56:36
    - Now you're fuckern talking Tudwoeth. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 31, 18:20:48
    - ^ this is top advice ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 31, 18:00:24
      - Normally you'd have to pay loads for this. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 18:13:22
  - Correct. Water tis the answer, small sips but frequent. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 31, 17:48:57
    - Yep. P (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 31, 17:50:43
      - Plain and fizzy. Might have some peppermint tea soon (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 31, 17:51:26
        
        yeah some salts and sugars help to rehydrate, squash is good. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 31, 17:52:26
        
        Lemon Barley Water is my squash of choice, I loves it. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 31, 17:54:44
  - It is ta. Worth seeing the Wrath in all it's glory though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 31, 17:48:46
    - Oh right. I take it back - try a skewer of stamped bats and a nun. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 17:50:16
      - He hent got nun. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 31, 17:58:05
        
        How does a nunchuck? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 18:01:18
        
        Like a girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 31, 18:15:57
      - Bat! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 31, 17:52:33
        
        Bat! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 17:53:06
- A shrew. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 31, 17:46:05
  - I'll tell our shirarse to get me one (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 31, 17:47:40
    - Get it chromed. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 31, 17:49:07
      - Before or after? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 17:50:55
- Fosters. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 31, 17:43:15
- Peroni? (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 31, 17:42:35
- Semen. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 31, 17:42:20

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