While the previous responses all have their merits, if you're squirting both ends water is

all you can really do, with some of that electrolyte powder if you can get some. If it lasts much more than 24 hours see a doctor.

That's the right answer, isn't it?

Posted By: APB on December 31st 2015 at 17:47:03

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I've got a bug. Chinese last night, up most of night with bum gravy, shat the bed this (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 31, 17:41:47
- Water and burnt toast as worz said its the charcoal (n/m) (General Chat) - Mickdundee, Dec 31, 19:28:40
- Pop a small frog under your younger (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Dec 31, 18:27:18
  - Feckin spell shite bastard.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Dec 31, 18:28:40
- Serious answer: icecream (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Dec 31, 18:16:52
- 2 nurofen and a wank (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 31, 18:12:31
  - Wow. How rough are you when you wank!?! (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 31, 22:05:41
- Not sure if they sell these in the UK, but I stave off the shits with charcoal tablets (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 31, 18:00:52
- When I got norovirus I shat water. Drinking quality. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 18:00:00
- Do a smell up the USB? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Dec 31, 17:52:05
- While the previous responses all have their merits, if you're squirting both ends water is (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 17:47:03
  - Or some Lucazade. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 31, 17:56:36
    - Now you're fuckern talking Tudwoeth. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 31, 18:20:48
    - ^ this is top advice ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 31, 18:00:24
      - Normally you'd have to pay loads for this. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 18:13:22
  - Correct. Water tis the answer, small sips but frequent. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 31, 17:48:57
    - Yep. P (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 31, 17:50:43
      - Plain and fizzy. Might have some peppermint tea soon (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 31, 17:51:26
        
        yeah some salts and sugars help to rehydrate, squash is good. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 31, 17:52:26
        
        Lemon Barley Water is my squash of choice, I loves it. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 31, 17:54:44
  - It is ta. Worth seeing the Wrath in all it's glory though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 31, 17:48:46
    - Oh right. I take it back - try a skewer of stamped bats and a nun. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 17:50:16
      - He hent got nun. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 31, 17:58:05
        
        How does a nunchuck? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 18:01:18
        
        Like a girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 31, 18:15:57
      - Bat! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 31, 17:52:33
        
        Bat! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 17:53:06
- A shrew. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 31, 17:46:05
  - I'll tell our shirarse to get me one (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 31, 17:47:40
    - Get it chromed. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 31, 17:49:07
      - Before or after? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 31, 17:50:55
- Fosters. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 31, 17:43:15
- Peroni? (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Dec 31, 17:42:35
- Semen. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 31, 17:42:20

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