i was mulling over chopping an olympic swimmers head off

and surgically re-attaching it back to front so that he, or she, could swim with its "blow-hole" premanently out of the water thereby saving energy and gaining a competitive edge over it's fellow olympians. surprised nobody has thought of it before to be honest but sometimes, the best ideas are quite literally staring you in the face. or not. the diving in part could be an obstacle but i think we could get round that with some training up the uea and affixing some dissolvable rear view mirrors. nailed on sackful of golds for team gb.

Posted By: Tombs on September 23rd 2015 at 11:58:58

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any doctors or medics on? i need some reliable medical advice (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 23, 11:24:35
- I've played Dr's & Nurses with My Garry, how can we help? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 23, 11:50:41
  - i was mulling over chopping an olympic swimmers head off (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 23, 11:58:58
    - Team Garry Brooke? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 23, 12:01:22
      - Team GB = Team Garry Brooke (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 23, 12:04:50
        
        I get everywhere. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 23, 12:42:11
- I've watched House, I'm qualified (n/m) (General Chat) - corfinWaller, Sep 23, 11:29:33
- Doctor and the Medics? (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 23, 11:28:25
- How are the old waterworks, mmm? Now just bend over (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 23, 11:28:14
- Please provide symptoms. The wrath will provide an honest and sensible answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 23, 11:27:01
  - Do you mean this wrath? Or another one (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 23, 11:29:50
    - We saved the pen lid swallower. We are well qualified. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 23, 13:44:21
      - Who was that then? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 23, 13:48:11
    - there is only one wrath. (apart from star trek 2) (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 23, 11:32:16
- You need an umbrella scrape. (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 23, 11:26:55
- I've met many doctors and have access to the internet, I'm sure I can diagnose you (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 23, 11:26:10
  - good, sounds promising... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 23, 11:29:39
    - Yes. Gaffer tape and a bit of WD40 and it'll all be fine. (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 23, 13:09:42
    - i mean successfully so that everything works properly (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 23, 11:30:46
      - Oh yes, no problem, it'll cost you of course but I can do that (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 23, 11:47:17
        
        not very philanthropic of you we are talking about this nations sporting prowess here (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 23, 12:01:06
        
        I'm sorry, I'm strictly private sector (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 23, 12:07:11
        
        ah such are the evils of capitalism (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 23, 12:13:18
    - no, its not, sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 23, 11:30:40
      - really, oh well worth a punt i suppose never mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 23, 11:34:23
        
        Have you considered trying an experiment to find out? (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 23, 11:35:18

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