"don't take your f**king shoes off you pristine mark one c**t"

"don't take your fking shoes off you pristine mark one ct"

"it doesn't say take your f**king shoes off does it? why is everyone taking their shoes off now?"

ARGHHHHHHHH

AHHHHH

Posted By: Tombs on September 22nd 2015 at 19:34:18

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Things that make you a bit cross: (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:07:00
- That would never go down well on GBBO (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 22, 21:28:27
- The 'punk' violinist/villa fan nigel kennedy. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 20:22:40
- The A146. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 22, 20:10:54
- Russell Martin at centre back. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 22, 20:09:14
  - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 20:13:39
- Cunt bouncers making you que to get in some shithole thats empty anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 20:06:34
  - Wasn't that the original name for Pan's People? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 22, 20:09:00
    - rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 22, 20:22:56
    - ?Qu?? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 22, 20:09:43
- SEFs. You know what I mean. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 22, 20:03:55
  - Oh yes! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 20:24:06
  - Even I know what you mean (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 22, 20:04:17
- She totally nailed it! Epic use of internet hyperbole. Mind. Blown. You won't believe #3. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 22, 20:03:19
- The two grown men in green/yellow wigs in the front row at EVERY fucking away game. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 20:02:22
- The year 1983 in general. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 22, 20:01:23
  - Dude. The Smiths. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 22, 20:02:27
    - OK. 1983 in general, apart from the Smiths. And the aqueduct. (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 22, 20:03:53
      - On the whole... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 20:08:21
- Cuntbeards. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 20:00:49
- The bloke behind me in the Barclay. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 22, 20:00:09
  - Yes, sorry about that. I'll pipe down next time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 22, 20:00:53
  - Rectum! Like recrum is a word. Which brings me to another thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 22, 20:00:45
- Cyclists who cycle on the road when they could use the purpose built cycle path.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 22, 19:58:27
- Fucking hell! Today programme interviewees who start every answer with "so". (General Chat) - APB, Sep 22, 19:57:47
  - So very this (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 20:01:50
  - so (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 22, 19:59:57
    - You know what to do. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 22, 20:01:52
- Grown men wandering around the town in man u/chelsea shirts at the same time their team is (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 19:57:09
- Like, i'm literally hating the overuse of the words "like" and "literally" (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 19:56:05
  - I just hear your intonation rise at the end of that sentence (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 22, 19:56:39
    - Aussie or not it's WRONG (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 20:01:29
    - *d* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 22, 19:56:51
- Cats (n/m) (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Sep 22, 19:55:58
- John Terry (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 22, 19:55:24
- People who drive slower than the speed limit when theres no need to. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 19:54:26
- When the Norwich Community peeps have bought all the cooked chicken in Mozzers. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 22, 19:45:39
- cyclists on pavements who expect ME to get out of way (n/m) (General Chat) - pab, Sep 22, 19:43:08
- Well, that was silly. Next time use a kettle - certainly the best way to make tea. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 22, 19:41:54
- People who walk too slowly in crowded spaces (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 19:26:58
  - This^^. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 22, 21:12:23
  - especially if theyre slow cos theyre looking at their phone (n/m) (General Chat) - pab, Sep 22, 19:41:25
  - with a red hot lump hammer (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:29:04
    - I've got the feeling my 'making me a bit cross' thread has got hijacked (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:30:48
      - It has been pimped, Bravs, pimped (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 19:36:15
        
        Yes by two very scary wrothers! I'm that person that took their shoes off in an airport (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:41:49
        
        arf (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 22, 22:01:03
        
        oh my god, i do get so irrationally wound up by that (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:49:31
        
        When you fly from Norwich International airport you're usually the only people going (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:55:01
        
        tbf to NIA (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 20:03:21
        
        Go business class upwards and waltz through (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 19:53:52
        
        it doesn't really happen though does it? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 20:07:25
        
        Works for us... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 20:09:49
- People who walk up to the ticket gates, stop (blocking the gate) and then start fishing (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 19:25:22
  - hell yeah, and airport security check procrastinators (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:27:02
    - Yes! I mean, how fucking long does it take to remove your jacket and put your phone in (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 19:29:59
      - "don't take your fucking shoes off you pristine mark one cunt" (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:34:18
- People who wait in a cashpoint queue, get to the front and only THEN start rummaging in (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 19:20:22
  - What if there's been a spate of muggings in the area? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 22, 19:26:31
    - I thought you believed in the redistribution of wealth?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 19:27:40
      - Fair redistribution of wealth, you tool. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 22, 19:29:24
  - pepole that return to their cars after refuelling and dunt drive stret off (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:24:31
    - Yes! Torch them (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 19:25:41
- Also the Old Palace/Dereham Rd junction being closed with no hint of when it may reopen (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:08:47
  - That's really shit at the moment, isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 22, 19:27:51
    - YES! I don't think Dandy, in that there London, has a clue how tricky it's been (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:29:14
      - He's clueless. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 22, 19:30:33
        
        it is right screwed intut? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:36:16
        
        I use to live on Alexandra Rud I'll have you know (have no idea where Old Palace is tho).. (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 19:34:58
        
        HAHA Old palace road is about 100m from alexandra road. The junction were the old dial hou (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 22, 21:45:23
        
        You'd defo know this junction - just past the co-op at the next set of lights (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:43:17
        
        Is the Co-Op the old 24 hour garage? If so I know that (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 19:47:15
        
        Yes. opposite booze. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 22, 21:48:28
        
        No. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 22, 20:26:21
        
        Round the corner from Alexandra Rud. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 22, 19:42:33
        
        I saw a sign today that my alternative route is also going to closed next week (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:32:06
  - You will be a stronger person dealing with all these first world problems (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 19:18:11
    - I'm trying Dandy but it's hard! The queue to get home took ages tonight - backed up to the (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:28:02
- BWOD!! I'm surprised and shocked (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 19:08:26
  - Breakfast, dinner and tea. Sorry OG I'm not posh - a working class girl made good! (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:12:37
    - I can feel a Henry Higgins moment coming on (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 19:17:19
      - Lots of chocolate for me to eat. Lots of coal making lots of heat (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:21:52
    - yebbut what do you have for lunch though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:16:26
      - Ha, yes, fiendishly good question! (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 22, 19:18:24
        
        Lunch is a middle class Wroth construct. I have bread and dripping for dinner (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:25:00
        
        you so do not (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:30:55
        
        Teasco's? Pah! Waitrose! (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:33:56
        
        home made or shop? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:37:41
        
        Home made (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 22, 19:38:18
        
        skillz (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:42:20
        
        Garry has lovely homemade floury baps... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 22, 19:39:30
        
        level 1 wrath interrogation (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:21:06
  - t'lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 22, 19:10:07

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