WOW. Imagine the scenario then...

Shoddy sat in the pub with Eric Bantona, the Archbishop of Banterbury and Bantony Hopkins enjoying a few jars of "wifebeater".

A lady Shoddy finds attractive walks to the bar, unaware that she is now fair game.

"I'd defo do her if I had the chance", leers Shoddy to the gang, almost certainly not in as subtle a fashion as he thinks he is. Murmurs of agreement from the Pussay Patrol.

"EVEN IF SHE WAS ASLEEP!"

Roars of laughter from the gallery.

"Fuck it" says Eric Cantona, "just slip something in her drink and we'll all have a go in the car park."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Do you get it now?

Posted By: trafford_canary on August 27th 2015 at 22:28:48

Message Thread

I would defo do Liz Kendall if I had a chance (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 27, 20:28:30
- Just no. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Man, Aug 27, 22:38:09
- Juzt (n/m) (Other Sports) - Meh, Aug 27, 21:08:26
  - Just wrong (Other Sports) - Meh, Aug 27, 21:08:56
- Rape joke. Great (n/m) (Other Sports) - jAC, Aug 27, 20:54:25
  - ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Men without hats, Aug 27, 20:55:05
- she's got my vote; really, got my vote (n/m) (Other Sports) - Barclay_Steve, Aug 27, 20:45:27
- Why post that? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 27, 20:35:08
  - get the fuck over yourself ffs (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 27, 20:42:22
  - Come on lighten up for goodness sake. A bit of banter that's all it is. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jimbo, Aug 27, 20:39:34
    - Hmm... Did you read the main body bit? Takes it away from being banterish (Other Sports) - Bravo win or die, Aug 27, 20:59:11
      - Well here in is the problem. Because it is just text it can be taken out of context. Or .. (Other Sports) - jimbo, Aug 27, 21:06:46
        
        And that is the problem with this form of communication (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 27, 22:00:32
        
        I see you're going down the route of (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 22:38:23
        
        If it's so obvious, why are messages pounced on so quickly (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 27, 22:45:27
        
        sounds like *you* need the obvious explained to you (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 22:50:11
        
        So if someone posts a joke that appears to be about rape (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 27, 22:55:30
        
        Tbf in this case someone did as him (kinda) and he seemed to defend it (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 27, 22:58:58
        
        *ask (n/m) (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 27, 23:00:55
        
        WOW. Imagine the scenario then... (Other Sports) - trafford_canary, Aug 27, 22:28:48
        
        Was not defending Shoddy's joke, as I said, do not wish to analyse it (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 27, 22:31:46
        
        Its pretty fucking unambiguous. I get you might "like" the guy... (Other Sports) - trafford_canary, Aug 27, 22:35:26
        
        And disagree about ambiguity btw (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 27, 22:47:14
        
        I don't even know the guy and don't think I've ever knowingly replied to him ever (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 27, 22:39:21
        
        if there were more women on here people wouldn't post stuff like that (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 21:26:35
    - Yay, the banter defence (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 27, 20:40:23
  - Sounds more than a bit rapey, doesn't it? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Aug 27, 20:36:58
    - Yep (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 27, 20:37:44
      - ha ha, check out the champagne socialists!!! (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 27, 20:41:59
        
        ? I don't like champagne (n/m) (Other Sports) - Bravo win or die, Aug 27, 21:00:34
        
        "banter" "champagne socialists" (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Aug 27, 20:44:25
        
        isn't he just! (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 27, 20:45:56
        
        Wtf is up with this board now ? It seems to be factions everywhere, soon be the pink un. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Men without hats, Aug 27, 20:51:54
        
        Pre transfer tension commonly known as frothing (n/m) (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Aug 27, 20:53:23
        
        Ah cheers, always a bit mad on here but at the mo need a pressure relief valve. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Men without hats, Aug 27, 20:59:08
        
        can't say that has bothered me too much but if people post rape jokes (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Aug 27, 21:01:25
        
        I didn't read it as rape I read it as if she was asleep a. It would be pointless and (Other Sports) - Men without hats, Aug 27, 21:35:30
        
        Are you being serious? (n/m) (Other Sports) - avenging canary, Aug 27, 22:26:45
        
        Good grief! (n/m) (Other Sports) - trafford_canary, Aug 27, 22:18:37
        
        It wasn't a rape joke. (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Aug 27, 22:00:22
        
        fucking hell (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Aug 27, 23:32:30
        
        Yes it was. (Other Sports) - avenging canary, Aug 27, 22:28:52
        
        It was an attempt to make a joke about raping a woman. (Other Sports) - trafford_canary, Aug 27, 22:20:06
- Liz Bonnin (Other Sports) - Surrey Yella, Aug 27, 20:33:58
- Great, now I have to Google liz Kendall. ... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Men without hats, Aug 27, 20:29:10
  - Labour leadership candidate,and yes. (n/m) (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Aug 27, 20:33:33

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