hang on a minute i'd say if that was me getting executed

me: [to the padre] "what did you say?"

padre: i'm sorry?

me: "just then you said something what was it?"

padre: "that was your shrift tombs, sorry it was short but the hangman is on a half day wednesdays"

me: "my what?"

padre: "your shrift tombs, it's a penance imposed by god, via me, in a confession in order to provide absolution.

me: "absolution you say?"

padre: yes mate you are completely absolved of all wrongdoing after you rattle of a couple of hail mary's"

me: "wahey! cheers vicar that means i'm not guilty, call me a taxi".

padre: you're a taxi

fin

Posted By: Tombs on July 23rd 2015 at 20:23:10

Message Thread

Only two weekends left before the rollercoaster of footy season starts again. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 23, 19:51:31
- Make the most of said weekends, it's been nice having a calm wrath for so long. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 23, 19:54:20
  - I expect we'll all be at each others' throats after a couple of defeats (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 23, 20:02:07
    - Not in CoD Worz, we give em short shrift there - executive club it is. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 23, 20:02:43
      - indeed, we're a measured and respectful bunch (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 23, 20:06:22
        
        The gong, is king. Long live the gong - although probably a few less gongs this season. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 23, 20:08:16
        
        sounds like it's gone all freemasons in there (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:12:10
        
        Secret handshakes and knowing nods and winks abound in the COD (NCFC) - promethian1, Jul 23, 20:15:27
        
        Jumbo1 sends sound of a horse (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 23, 20:17:15
      - shrift: the imposition of penance by a priest on a penitent after confession. (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:05:26
        
        Father, it's been my life since I went to confession as I didn't know what shrift meant... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 23, 20:07:30
        
        according to one sauce the origin is Qi (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:16:09
        
        hang on a minute i'd say if that was me getting executed (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:23:10
        
        Prom: sends sound of mutley sniggering... (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Jul 23, 20:27:45
        
        no way, is that available in chatroom noises now? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:29:00
        
        No... but it should be (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Jul 23, 20:29:28
        
        it had noises when I last went in (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 23, 20:37:49
        
        aww boo if it was i'd get mocchanally to refund my ST and go in there (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:30:37
        
        Jumbo1 sends sound of a Police siren (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 23, 20:32:29
        
        cripes it's just like actually being there (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:34:18
        
        you pressed the wrong button FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 23, 20:36:12
        
        whoops, hang on... *tombs sends sound of a rifle* (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:38:51
        
        fudge fingers (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 23, 20:39:35
        
        *babygiggle* (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 23, 20:28:25
        
        I think they were pretty harsh in the 17th century. Imagine 17th century Wrath. Actually.. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 23, 20:19:15
        
        ye olde gayoffe (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 20:35:54
        
        Thats a brill factum tat un.... also uneducated about shrifts (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Jul 23, 20:23:27
- hurrah (NCFC) - matt in london, Jul 23, 19:53:57
  - That is not a Dinner Gong.......... (NCFC) - fareastcanary, Jul 23, 21:41:42
  - Heh heh BOOOM!! I shall nip in there to clean up after last seasons party. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 23, 19:54:50

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