Toss off some pancetta

Slosh in three lugs of your fourth best Frankly Ordinary Olive Oil and two drops of your second best Filthy Slut Balsamic. Wiggle it around the f**king pan - go on, shake them hips, lovely, you little tiger! - then grate your f**king wolf into the pan, giving it a good old toss as you go. No not one of those tiny f**king saut? pans you f**king numpty, you'll never get it all in. Muppet. Jesus. Anyway, f**king throw it all around, squash some f**king garlic between your toes and dump that in there with some unicorn piss, a fairy's wings, the middle eye of a three-eyed newt, seventeen four-leaf clovers, a phoenix egg and the axle grease off of a First Great Western train that wasn't f**king late. The rest you'll find but that last one can be a c**t to get hold of. Simmer for two months then add three gallons of sump oil, sit back and wait for America to invade it and bring freedom and democracy to the f**ker.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver on July 19th 2015 at 10:52:29

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Will Ricky become the new Wes (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 19, 07:54:31
- People really need to let this go (NCFC) - bjg123, Jul 19, 10:25:19
  - But if the magic happens, it will be awesome! The ingredients are there and AN is a wizard (n/m) (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Jul 19, 10:31:55
    - Magic ingredients (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Jul 19, 11:13:50
      - *Lineker type qualities* (NCFC) - norway, Jul 19, 11:24:05
        
        Was one of the most effective strikers England ever produced. (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Jul 19, 11:27:52
        
        Oh my actual goodness. (NCFC) - norway, Jul 19, 11:36:50
        
        Not saying he is as good as Lineker was (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Jul 19, 11:43:08
        
        That's because it was hard to pass to a striker who hid behind defenders. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jul 19, 12:35:20
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Jul 19, 12:52:44
      - Sage won't work with that lot. Try some fucking marjoram. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jamie Oliver, Jul 19, 11:18:53
        
        Oops! (n/m) (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Jul 19, 11:20:31
    - Ricky plays like a limp lettuce (n/m) (NCFC) - thirsty work, Jul 19, 10:59:02
    - Please list these ingredients. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jul 19, 10:36:39
      - Toss off some pancetta (NCFC) - Jamie Oliver, Jul 19, 10:52:29
        
        black pepper? (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jul 19, 10:58:02
- To be fair, wes was not utter toss before lambert came in (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 19, 08:59:34
  - Could say the same for the Wolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Jul 19, 09:06:31
    - Really? I thought he was played upfront? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jul 19, 09:23:48
- AN will well and truly be a footballing god if he did that.. we can dream (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jul 19, 08:38:25
  - Believe. It CAN actually happen. (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Jul 19, 10:16:41
  - He did have an injury with us for... (NCFC) - loz, Jul 19, 08:40:00
    - What about last Season where he lost his place at St Ettienne? (NCFC) - thirsty work, Jul 19, 08:54:03
      - But that's after a terrible season where he had... (NCFC) - loz, Jul 19, 09:01:56
        
        Some people want us to stay up (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 19, 10:37:55
        
        +1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jul 19, 11:29:13
        
        Blimey... SCC in 'great post' shock. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Jul 19, 11:23:14
        
        VMT (n/m) (NCFC) - thirsty work, Jul 19, 11:01:42
        
        just being realistic. not a case of wanting him to fail . (NCFC) - pab, Jul 19, 09:16:55
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - thirsty work, Jul 19, 08:29:03

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