My strimmer is more of a s**thouse than your strimmer.

I genuinely flung the little f**ker down the garden last time I used it. The automatic line feed thing has bust, and each little couple inches of new cutting line lasts approximately 9 seconds before snapping right down to a nubbin. The c**t. I'm getting angry at it even now. The absolute f**ker.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on June 27th 2015 at 19:49:26

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Fallen out with my strimmer! It's taking the piss out of me. (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Jun 27, 19:45:48
- Mine's the same, you should try the blue coloured strim, it's abit tougher. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 27, 21:27:05
- strimmers are cunts FACT (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 27, 20:56:47
  - I think you would they would not then be fit for purpose. (NCFC) - avenging canary, Jun 27, 22:30:11
- I use a scythe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 27, 20:20:26
  - I would use a scythe on my strimmer if I had one the bastard! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Jun 27, 20:23:05
    - Haha. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 27, 20:30:49
- I bought a new hedge-trimmer today. (NCFC) - avenging canary, Jun 27, 20:11:55
- My strimmer is more of a shithouse than your strimmer. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 19:49:26
  - Check you out with 9 secs!! What I would do for 9!! I get 7 at best (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Jun 27, 20:16:43
    - I have a petrol one that i have to drip petrol into the spark plug (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jun 27, 20:31:33
  - Your strimmer and mine must be related (NCFC) - Bungle, Jun 27, 19:59:31
    - I'm attempting it tomorrow. I have three spare spools that'll last 38 seconds in total. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 20:13:20
    - I've locked mine in the garage for five years now, the cunt. (NCFC) - norway, Jun 27, 20:05:47

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