Alex Tettey wishes he had a 8 inch knob
instead of the 14 incher he's been lumbered with.
Posted By: harry boulders on May 21st 2015 at 21:42:51
Message Thread
- #AlexTetteyfacts (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 20:47:05
- Alex Tettey's real name is: (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 21, 22:03:20
- . (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 21:58:03
- Alex Tettey is an anagram of Tele-text titty hotline (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonobo, May 21, 21:56:46
- Alex Tetteys favourite Teletubbie is Lala (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 21:46:11
- Alex Tettey wishes he had a 8 inch knob (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 21, 21:42:51
- Alex Tettey holds the WAA worlds record for Aardvark juggling (12) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 21:41:49
- Alex Tettey has eaten 5 Jacobs Crackers in less than 60s with no water. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonobo, May 21, 21:40:15
- Alex Tettey is the love child of Chris Hughton and Whitney Houston (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 21, 21:30:35
- Alex Tettey is Bill Hicks (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve_Morison, May 21, 21:28:55
- Alex Tettey was signed as a pro footballer by Larrold Hagman (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 21, 21:26:03
- Alex Tettey once drank 9 litres of Cider on a night out with Proth (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 21:22:55
- Alex Tettey's goal vs Sunderland broke Chris Goreham's hymen (NCFC) - Fozzie, May 21, 21:20:03
- When he plays 5-a-side Claude Makalele asks to play the Tettey role (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, May 21, 21:14:15
- Alex Tettey was approached to play drums in The Fall (n/m) (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, May 21, 21:12:59
- Alex Tettey's mother Netty lived on a Jetty in the Serengeti (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 21, 21:11:24
- Alexander Tettey will get Norwegian wood if he scores at Weblee (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 21, 21:06:28
- Alex Tetley likes hotdogs and jumping frogs (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 21, 21:02:38
- Alex Tettey still has 3 Ipswich players in his back pocket from last Saturday (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 21:02:31
- Alex Tettey designed the roof of the Taj Mahal during a fact finding trip to Eastbourne (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 20:59:55
- Alex Tetty once wrote and performed in an award winning opera (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, May 21, 20:59:35
- Alex Tettey once beat Phil Taylor at Snooker. (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 20:57:21
- Alex Tettey drives a 1982 MG Metro, with knackered suspension! (n/m) (NCFC) - archroy, May 21, 20:56:21
- Alex Tettey climbed Everest once in sandals and a thong. (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 20:56:17
- Alex Tettey once ate a hot dog whilst riding a jumping frog side-saddle in Albuquerque. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, May 21, 20:54:25
- Alex Tettey was a chess grandmaster at 15 (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, May 21, 20:53:14
- Alex Tettey buys his shoes from Brantano. (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 20:48:54
- Alex Tettey taught Seamus to wrestle. (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 21, 20:47:46
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