well....back in the day I worked for a big brewery and we had an away day

at Chelsea football club - Mr Ken Bates was lording it over dinner and the beers were flowing it was great,
Our big boss then decided we should all go to Peter Stringfellow's caberet of Angels titty bar (Ken didn't come!) all fully expensed - anyway I was having a dance offof a page 3 type stunner and suddenly her twin sister decided to join us - I recognised them from the topless darts telly show and do you know what I said to them?
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you look so much thinner in the flesh!

Posted By: Jumbo1 on October 22nd 2014 at 21:20:44

Message Thread

BALOLTELLI (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 22, 20:50:24
- How bad has he played this season? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 22, 20:55:33
  - At least he was only SIXTEEN MILLION ENGLISH POUNDS (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 22, 20:58:20
    - and he's not 3 stone overweight (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 20:58:42
      - Twins story? (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Oct 22, 21:11:57
        
        well....back in the day I worked for a big brewery and we had an away day (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 21:20:44
        
        Ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Oct 22, 21:30:23
        
        they were actually chuffed with my comment as they agreed the TV put lbs on them! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 21:32:09
        
        Apparently the whole of L!ve TV's back catalogue was put on ebay recently, went for 14k (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Oct 22, 21:43:53
        
        someone paid well over the odds! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 21:45:24
        
        saw Oliver Reed once too.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 21:39:50
        
        You old charmer! (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 22, 21:24:54
        
        actually it did (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 21:26:17
      - I still think 13 st 5 is pretty chunky for a pro footballer (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 22, 21:02:59
        
        depends how tall he is (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 21:22:24
        
        I shared a changing room with Iwan once. (NCFC) - APB, Oct 22, 21:04:38
        
        "Fourteen stone through eight studs, you do the maths" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 22, 21:14:14
        
        Did he have a beard? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 22, 21:08:54
        
        A Pubic Beard. (NCFC) - APB, Oct 22, 21:09:49
        
        he look leaner now than when he played (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 22, 21:06:56
        
        true - all that younger woman sex stuff he does now! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 21:12:50
        
        What do you mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Oct 22, 21:18:11
        
        I advise my client not to answer that question (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 22, 21:23:44
        
        Timothy! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 22, 21:14:54
        
        soz m'lud (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 22, 21:21:32
  - I love laughing at those RAWK twats. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 22, 20:57:32
    - they are the bestesty thing ever! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 22, 21:02:22
  - Imagine him and Taraabt in the same team (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Oct 22, 20:56:36
    - No (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 22, 21:09:28
- Souness does not sound a happy man (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Oct 22, 20:55:03

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