Default Norwich

- Flatter to deceive, claim to be "absolutely baffled" when a team which can't create for toffee wins games on the counter away from home, but fails incessantly when asked to make the play at home, and kid ourselves that it's just a bout of bad luck. Default Norwich.

- Appoint a youth team coach as manager, claim to be absolutely baffled when said youth team coach can't inspire professional footballers, can't rotate his squad and can't make effective tactical changes when what he does continually doesn't work. Default Norwich.

- Attack other fans for saying it as it is, trot out the disgraceful lie that they would "rather we fail, so they're proved right", and make excuse after excuse for shoddy performance after shoddy performance. Default Norwich - and, for that matter, default Wrath.

None of what's happening is rocket science. Paul Lambert recognised that we couldn't play "the Norwich way" (a mythical 'way' which has achieved the square root of f**k all for almost our entire existence), so went physical, direct, and relied on bucketloads of confidence, momentum and attitude to do the rest.

Chris Hughton looked at the squad, realised it had next to no real footballing ability, so adopted a careful, cautious approach. For this, he got absolute pelters from most fans - and even the board, who deluded themselves that said squad was capable of more. It wasn't.

Neil Adams then inherited a squad which had played crab ball for 2 years and thought he could turn it into a passing, creative side overnight. He couldn't. No-one could; least of all a complete novice in professional management. We're just as easy to set up against under Adams as we were under Hughton; and like under Mike Walker in 1996/7, now that we've been found out, the only way is down. Adams has no answers; no manager with his level of total inexperience could be expected to have any.

But there's something else - something a whole lot worse - that's all part of default Norwich. Chronic acceptance of second best; or a lot worse than second best. I've lost count of how many Norwich sides over the years I've seen who drew piss easy game after piss easy game at home, then collapsed on their travels in mid-winter. I've lost count of how many Norwich sides I've seen who had no Plan B, no ability to grind out results, no ATTITUDE to compensate for poor performances.

It's only October, and this side is already going through the motions, while excuses are already being trotted out for both it and the manager. Second best or worse than second best is good enough for most Norwich fans; and it's very plainly good enough for this board too. Which fell out with our best manager in living memory, whose Chairman complained about how "impatient" that manager was, and which hailed a 0-0 draw when that draw as good as relegated us as the evidence needed to give the youth team manager the job.

Mid-table beckons. Years of absolute nothingness beckon. And that's more than good enough for Norwich City. By and large, it almost always has been.

Posted By: thebigfeller on October 22nd 2014 at 02:52:16


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