You should wait until she tries a double Olly over your Nike Superairs and falls
with her thighs akimbo
Then you build a matchstick model of the Titanic on her moist cotton gusset
Works every time on the Wrath
On no account should you run off like a ponce and Riverdance in the window of Jarrolds. That way madness lies.
Posted By: Old Git on October 2nd 2014 at 22:19:52
Message Thread
- How do I get chatting to women on the train? (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Oct 2, 21:30:48
- Tell her that her fanny smells amazing. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 2, 22:57:33
- This could work. Alternatively, just say good morning to her. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 2, 23:06:05
- That's what I'd go for or a simple smile and a nod to break the ice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 2, 23:09:07
- ^^^^^ Is almost certainly the correct answer... ^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 2, 23:10:12
- To her fanny? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 2, 23:08:04
- What's the worst that can happen? (General Chat) - APB, Oct 2, 23:11:08
- Worth a punt, mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 2, 23:12:02
- What's the worst that can happen? (General Chat) - APB, Oct 2, 23:11:08
- That's what I'd go for or a simple smile and a nod to break the ice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 2, 23:09:07
- This could work. Alternatively, just say good morning to her. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 2, 23:06:05
- I wouldn't do that. I'd approach it in the morning (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 22:44:14
- LOL (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Oct 2, 23:03:24
- Why? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 2, 23:07:31
- Reply what you'd do then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 23:04:18
- don't do this imo (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 2, 22:56:49
- Fair enough. It is a way of talking to someone though (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 23:01:48
- chance has probably gone for him (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 2, 23:18:40
- Yeah, I can see that in a way (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 23:24:16
- chance has probably gone for him (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 2, 23:18:40
- Fair enough. It is a way of talking to someone though (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 23:01:48
- Smooth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 2, 22:46:37
- I know but doing what he was saying almost 90% of the time have a girl (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 23:02:38
- luisgarcia in a wind-up post shocker... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 2, 23:04:58
- oh right. Didn't know. I'd rather fall for that than what I get of someone else :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 23:06:32
- luisgarcia in a wind-up post shocker... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 2, 23:04:58
- I know but doing what he was saying almost 90% of the time have a girl (General Chat) - pants, Oct 2, 23:02:38
- LOL (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Oct 2, 23:03:24
- Try crawling around the train carriage barking like a dog. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 2, 22:35:48
- Matt Damon (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 2, 22:29:53
- You should wait until she tries a double Olly over your Nike Superairs and falls (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 22:19:52
- i'm no casanova (General Chat) - matt in london, Oct 2, 22:09:25
- some helpful tips here.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 2, 21:35:05
- I'm not sure you do actually love her. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 21:32:58
- Sigh! It takes me back to being a teenager being in love with boys I hadn't actually (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 2, 23:12:56
- Tell her that her fanny smells amazing. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 2, 22:57:33
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