BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BONGO BINGO! AROOOOOOOOOOOGAH! MASSIVE ALARM NOISE AND A

BIRD SCARER!

10-54 on the corner of Fishergate and Whitefriars, skunk-related shoot off in the arse, officer in need of assistance, I repeat, officer in need of assistance.

Oh my little boys, my wrinkly cherubs, my poor, moist balloons

Once I had a sweetheart and now I have none
Once I had a sweetheart and now I have none
He's gone and left me he's gone and left me
Gone and left me in sorrow to mourn

Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed, I did see
Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed, I did see
My own darling, Jewel, sat smiling by me
My own darling, Jewel, sat smiling by me

But when I awakened I found it not so
But when I awakened I found it not so
My eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed
Eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed

I'll venture through England, through France and through Spain
I'll venture through England, through France and through Spain
My life I'll venture on watery main
Life I'll venture on watery main

I'll set sail of silver and steer toward the sun
I'll set sail of silver and steer toward the sun
And my false love will weep, my false love will weep
False love will weep for me after I'm gone

WHACK

IT

IN

THERE!

Slam it in that sentence sonny, stuff it up your words sonny jim!

Posted By: tehwatch on September 30th 2014 at 13:30:14

Message Thread

Gipsys in Norwich (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 11:31:30
- Why? Do you have a curse that needs lifting? (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Sep 30, 12:17:15
  - its worse than that (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 30, 12:26:58
    - I got lucky with Heather........... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 30, 13:09:07
  - Seen some land for sale in that area. The people selling seem quite 'exciteable' (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:20:05
- You can't say "gyp" Mike, not even in your comic persona (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 30, 11:48:36
  - I find the word 'Pikey' offensive when used to describe Gypsys (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 30, 12:27:50
    - Geneuinly interested, what are the connotations behind it? (General Chat) - mr chimp, Sep 30, 12:31:32
      - Connotations are that people tend to use it as a slur... i.e. "fucking pikeys" (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 12:43:24
      - It's generally (around here in teh South West, anyway) used as an insult towards them (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 30, 12:33:59
        
        BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BONGO BINGO! AROOOOOOOOOOOGAH! MASSIVE ALARM NOISE AND A (General Chat) - tehwatch, Sep 30, 13:30:14
        
        Urban dictionary definition... (General Chat) - Astroturf, Sep 30, 12:38:37
        
        Yeah, that sort of thing! (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 30, 12:41:46
        
        You need to watch "Knuckle"........"Snatch" will then make more sense....... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 30, 13:30:22
        
        Are you saying that all travellers are thieves but not all thieves are travellers? (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 12:44:23
        
        No. And if I did that wasn't the intention! (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 30, 12:45:19
        
        I was rather wilfully reading it that way. (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 12:56:16
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 30, 12:43:57
        
        aka "northerners" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:43:18
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 30, 12:46:25
    - Has she got tremendous milkers? All Romany women have wondrous chests. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:31:17
      - global milkermap.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:36:43
      - Not especially. A nice 'C' Cup (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 30, 12:31:48
        
        Played, pal. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:32:33
  - You utter prick (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:21:00
    - You can't say utter either (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 30, 12:26:20
      - I just did (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:28:55
        
        you're probably a prick then (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 30, 12:30:40
  - Sieg Heil! ze PC police are coming for you! get a life (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Sep 30, 12:19:34
    - Hilarious. Genius. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 30, 18:40:43
  - pc gone mad (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 11:57:10
    - So is it still okay to call someone 'a big girls blouse' nowadays? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dunney, Sep 30, 12:53:04
    - So is it still okay to call someone 'a big girls blouse' nowadays? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dunney, Sep 30, 12:52:48
    - anyone have an official list of words you cant say these days......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 30, 12:04:38
      - Hey PC police.... can we still say Frogs, Krauts, Yanks and Limeys? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 30, 13:14:16
      - Here you go (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 30, 12:21:54
        
        "man up"??? why? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 30, 12:27:50
        
        it's very rude (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:29:30
      - i'm sure some drop off as new ones arise usac (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:10:54
        
        Just another excuse for fake outrage............ (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 30, 13:02:53
      - You can't say "list" it is too selective/inclusive. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 30, 12:10:21
        
        and exclusive (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:11:46
        
        indeed. An enigma wrapped in a riddle. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 30, 12:14:08
        
        Mmmmm,enigma wrapped in a riddle.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 30, 12:15:53
- *Pours mug of tea, feet up on desk, nice and comfy, waits for It To Start* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 30, 11:37:49
  - now, I'm going to kick start this, but only on the this alone. Jim jams........... (General Chat) - pants, Sep 30, 11:47:17
    - what about the haircurlers being in too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 30, 12:38:48
    - That's not to my knowledge a traveller thing. Its a (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 12:34:47
      - sexual position. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 30, 13:33:06
      - Brian Harvey? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 30, 12:59:36
      - nice-a place, a-shaddupa ya face! (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:50:31
      - Ecumenical matter? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 30, 12:48:54
      - little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:47:44
      - Disgrace? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 30, 12:45:37
        
        It is. Very unnecessary and screams "look at me, I'm so mad". (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 12:47:15
      - new york state of mind? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:44:12
      - Soul thang? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 30, 12:42:40
        
        It probably does point to something deep within the soul, certainly. (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 12:45:33
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 30, 12:46:27
      - kharmic-chi love thing happening here baby or what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:41:39
      - ll about you, its all about you bay-beee. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:41:07
      - Rum'un? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 30, 12:40:49
      - nice day for a white wedding? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:40:00
        
        Not up here, not today. (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 12:46:33
      - Boy! (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 30, 12:39:58
      - Long way to Tipperary? (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:39:14
      - Mystery? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Sep 30, 12:39:00
      - Shame about Ray? (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:38:30
        
        Is that by that dreadful Goodbye Mr A band? (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 12:46:21
        
        Lemonheads (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:54:25
        
        Worried About Ray by The Hoosiers is what I was thinking of (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 12:58:15
        
        that's Arizona Bay's most favouritest band, he actually pays to go see them perform (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 13:20:31
        
        I am not buying what you are selling buddy. Not one bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 15:44:30
      - trap? (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:38:18
      - Its a faux-Scouser thing as CB41 says. You see it spread out from Merseyside generally (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Sep 30, 12:38:01
      - Sin? (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:37:51
    - really? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 11:56:40
      - Very common in St Helens and Skem apparently. My partner once saw (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 30, 12:24:30
        
        don't believe that (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:26:09
        
        It'll be on t feckin huuuge telly in t bar. (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 30, 12:29:48
        
        is "weatherspoons" still allowed? sounds a bit anti-spoons to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:31:37
      - Yep. Walking round mozzas at 21.30, pink and light blue dressing gowns (General Chat) - pants, Sep 30, 12:00:32
        
        how peculiar (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:02:50
  - Isn't there an app which can show me where there enclaves are? (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 11:40:59
    - there's a map (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 11:59:58
      - Tremendous, cheers chief (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:23:23
      - note they have all left southern ireland (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Sep 30, 12:20:03
      - and some darter... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:02:06
        
        Reign it in, googlehands (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:25:06
        
        try to help out and all i get is abused and blatently discriminated against (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:27:34
        
        Cor, is he a bin dipper? What's he doing in Naarfuck? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 30, 12:33:37
        
        Calm down weteyes (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:29:51
        
        you're just compounding it now (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:32:45
        
        ^^^ Tombs trying to pretend he isn't Mike ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 30, 12:32:00
        
        you really think so? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:34:17
        
        He's not me, you aching simpleton (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 30, 12:33:58
- official site at Longwater Lane is still there I believe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 30, 11:35:38

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