What about if, right, say you had just done a pint in the garden of the Plough, in the sun
and were making your way down St Benedicts towards the X Bells when a flustered Helen whizzed up right quick on her Sacrifice AK-115, mounted the kerb and pulled a rad nose manual (Endo) right over the top of your SUPRA S1Ws, landing awkwardly, legs akimbo, outside Umberto's, causing her floaty summer dress to ride up her silken thighs, revealing a pair of Roza Sarina lace knickers.
Would you balance an orange tictac on her pudendum and kiss her face gently or would you t**tskip off like some sort of arse cactus, bang into the window of Boats 'n' Bits, lower your jeans and riverdance like a shamefaced ponce in your pants?
Say you had ventured into this fine city of ours and this unlikely event had befallen you, which of the two courses of action presented above do you think you might take?
hmmm? hmmm?
well?
Posted By: malkybarkid on September 17th 2014 at 16:21:50
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- What about if, right, say you had just done a pint in the garden of the Plough, in the sun (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 16:21:50
- I would most probably (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 19:26:53
- Riverdance (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 17, 18:38:42
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 18:42:01
- *If* and only if I had an orange tic-tac I'd use it big time. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 17, 18:15:10
- Good. MA. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 18:41:30
- Tic to the tac (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 17, 17:29:05
- Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 17:38:38
- Orange tictac. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 17, 17:28:37
- Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 17:38:23
- option number B, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 17, 17:07:39
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 17:15:38
- I'd fuck her (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 17, 16:56:50
- A 2 year old could understand the rules of this game, but not you? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 17, 17:03:42
- rules can suck my cock (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 17, 17:05:06
- When was the last time you saw your cock without the aid of a mirror? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 17, 17:15:40
- rules can suck my cock (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 17, 17:05:06
- Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 17:00:46
- A 2 year old could understand the rules of this game, but not you? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 17, 17:03:42
- Flatley in my kecks (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 17, 16:56:32
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 17:00:27
- WWLD? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 17, 16:49:13
- Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 16:51:32
- TiccyTac on the bulb of vestibule. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 17, 16:48:05
- Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 16:51:11
- Tic tac to the baby box (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 17, 16:46:35
- Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 16:51:01
- twatskip, arse cactus (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 17, 16:43:17
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 16:44:24
- ponce.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 17, 16:36:18
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 16:38:04
- Twatskip (n/m) (General Chat) - andross, Sep 17, 16:32:59
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 16:37:54
- Chow down on her mons pubis like a duck eating (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 17, 16:32:58
- Don't you know how to play this game Mick? I do, it's easy peasy pudding and pie (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 17, 16:45:50
- Unfortunately, you have answered incorrectly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 16:37:34
- Pellet sweet business. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Sep 17, 16:28:29
- Good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 16:37:18
- Obvious (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 16:26:51
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 17, 16:36:48
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