Give him the best 24 hours of his life...a medley of carrots and veg

a neck rub, an ear massage, clean his run out and freshen his water. Let him settle in his nice surroundings and do one last groom of himself.

Then clap his head betwixt two house bricks, sling him in a carrier bag and lob him 3 or 4 gardens away.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on September 17th 2014 at 13:58:59

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Right......Who wants to sell me a house? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 13:46:08
- Wymondhajm is a lovely area check out the link below (General Chat) - lefthand_man, Sep 17, 14:16:25
  - Hi Mick! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 14:20:05
    - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - lefthand_man, Sep 17, 14:27:55
- This one? (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 17, 14:04:15
  - I like that one. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 14:07:58
    - cricket team and a flexibus - your missus will love it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 14:10:49
    - I was going to say "we've all got rightmove, pal" (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 14:08:57
      - I didn't want to sound ungrateful. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 14:10:43
        
        Do it really need to be Wymondham High catchment area? (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 17, 14:13:24
        
        According to the wife.... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 14:14:04
        
        Show her some other options (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 17, 14:29:09
        
        I did a school field trip in Reepham. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 17, 14:57:33
- gonna struggle to find a village with shops nr Wymondham schools (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 13:52:24
  - Barnham Broom has a small shop/PO (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 17, 15:32:49
    - Cheers, Huge Small (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 16:25:37
      - Yeah I was surprised to see that Hethersett school had gone wrong (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 17, 17:08:59
  - Try telling my wife that. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 14:00:45
    - Hethersett (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 17, 15:07:10
    - Bunwell and Tacolneston sort of fit the bill (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 14:02:13
      - Don't go there. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 14:04:00
- Should have a good choice with that budget..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 17, 13:46:54
  - You'd think so...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 13:48:36
    - I was guzzumped on an agreed price on my 40th birthday.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 17, 14:01:54
      - Read that in the voice of Alan Partridge (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 17, 14:03:19
        
        Needless to say I had the last laugh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 17, 14:14:33
- And what about rabbit experts? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 13:46:28
  - Take it to the vet for cure or humane disposal if incurable (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 14:01:26
    - ?53 at the vets already..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 14:02:23
      - Shoot it/drown it/cosh it then (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 14:04:04
        
        I'd prefer #prayforbubbles (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 14:04:47
        
        Unless you catch the Almighty without too much on His plate (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 14:06:36
        
        Not happening. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 14:07:32
  - Give him the best 24 hours of his life...a medley of carrots and veg (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 17, 13:58:59
    - Still very wrong. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 13:59:49
      - oh fuck off, rightmove. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 17, 14:02:29
        
        Arf. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 14:03:03
  - Spade. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 17, 13:52:59
    - Wrong. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 13:59:19
      - indeed (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 17, 14:11:28
        
        Use gloves, wabbits can scwatch, and look out for the stream of urine released on death (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 14:17:14
    - *bright eyes, burning like fire* (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Sep 17, 13:55:29
      - 'thud' not anymore (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 13:57:17
        
        Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 17, 14:01:19
  - make a stew (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 17, 13:49:28

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