The obvious steps:

1) they should hold an Elvis impersonator contest at the Ocean Rooms and whoever wins should release "Viva Great Yarmouth" as a single. With "We're only making plans for Yarco" as a B-side.

2) the Joyland snails should be extended to the train station and across the town so you get get off the train and onto the snails and then get wherever you want to go

3) they should create a franchise for Yarmouth Market Chips. They are the best chips in the world, bar none.

4) they should set up a proper inter-school fighting league with weekly matches, thus formalising what used to be an informal arrangement

5) the colour blue should be banned

Posted By: Old Man on May 26th 2014 at 21:09:18

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RE Great Yarmouth, what should happen... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 20:20:37
- The problem with Yarmouth (NCFC) - avenging canary, May 26, 21:33:53
  - Do they still have 'The Darkness'? (NCFC) - avenging canary, May 26, 21:44:03
    - The Darkness regard Norwich as their home city (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 21:48:08
      - did Justin tell you that at the last orgy around the footballers house? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 21:49:13
        
        No, but he did tell me that and another lives nr Carrow Rd (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 21:51:21
        
        Right you are, Larrald. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 26, 22:13:17
        
        It's true! (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 22:18:51
        
        Oh, Larrald. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 26, 22:00:59
        
        Frankie or Ed? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 21:54:40
        
        Pike ;) (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 22:09:38
    - Thank fuck for that. (n/m) (NCFC) - avenging canary, May 26, 21:47:26
    - yes - and Lil Chris (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 21:44:40
  - no more air shows and not a blue flag beach this year - Africa Alive (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 21:40:13
    - Lowestoft south beach has a blue flag! (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, May 26, 22:20:00
- Why not relax the gambling laws just for Acle ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, May 26, 21:18:20
  - Would avoid the acle straight problem. But could the Social Club fit everyone in? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 26, 21:21:46
    - Would need to be extended but.. (NCFC) - colincanary, May 26, 21:35:30
      - I grew up there. My initials are still on the pump on the Boat Dyke. Probably. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 26, 21:37:11
        
        Have caught pike in the fleet dyke. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, May 26, 21:39:13
        
        Don't tell him your name! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 21:42:33
        
        Haha! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 26, 21:49:35
        
        Lol Brillers ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, May 26, 21:44:00
- The obvious steps: (NCFC) - Old Man, May 26, 21:09:18
  - Love the "Viva Great Yarmouth" song idea, that could go viral! (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 21:15:53
    - start practising... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 21:31:36
    - BigGrantHolt, probably (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 26, 21:17:52
      - ^vimto^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 21:29:25
  - what with you and Larry this could be HUUUGGGGEEEEEE! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 21:12:03
- I'd like to see in no order.... (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 26, 20:42:54
  - Reopen the Ripleys Believe it or Not. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bungle, May 26, 21:05:30
    - I have something really amazing to tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 21:18:28
    - They could re-imagine it (NCFC) - Old Man, May 26, 21:11:32
  - Wally's windmill, an adventure playground was in the windmill theatre when I was a kid. (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 26, 21:03:15
    - lol I remember that! Marina centre for a swim then to Wally's windmill!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 26, 22:12:41
- Please, shut up (n/m) (NCFC) - mr chimp, May 26, 20:41:19
  - haha. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 20:43:01
  - Hahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 26, 20:41:37
- you need to use your influence on the planning authorities (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 20:40:59
- Blame Mr Beeching for closing the train station (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 26, 20:37:50
  - that twat got rid of the Lynn-Sunny Hunny line too (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 26, 20:56:22
    - . . . . . (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 21:05:03
- Many years ago (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 26, 20:37:00
  - They need to put the port railway station & line back... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 21:03:05
    - I agree Larry - sort it out, pull some strings, blackmail someone famous (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 21:08:51
- You'd just get 9 mile queues on the Acle Straight every day though (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 26, 20:35:13
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 20:35:49
- As SCC asked below, and you never answered.... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 20:34:15
  - Uk laws massively restrictive (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, May 26, 20:46:05
    - Yep, change the casino biz conditions for Great Yarmouth to match Las Vegas (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 20:55:20
      - And how would people get to Great Yarmouth? (NCFC) - hoolahan, May 26, 21:01:21
        
        midgets flying helicopters. Or they could go astride unmanned drones (NCFC) - Old Man, May 26, 21:14:32
        
        As I said... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 21:13:28
  - The way to do it... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, May 26, 20:45:00
    - I vote Larrold (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 20:48:52
  - I think that's part of the reason why Larrald wants an independant Norfolk (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 26, 20:36:42
  - Larrald doesn't want to hear problems, Tricholas, Larrald is only after solutions. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 20:36:17
    - Yup. I think he's outcome oriented (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 26, 20:44:09
- and helicopter rides up the strip and a big fuck off fountain show (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 26, 20:32:39

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