It'll calm down by the time they're three, so I'm told.

Fucking hope so. Never had such a variety of extravagantly offensive illnesses.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on April 1st 2014 at 20:40:23

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Has anyone had man flu so bad your back is in agony (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 20:29:21
- I wake up like this every day, physically fucked, agonising back pain. (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 1, 21:49:39
  - Prob your liver mate (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 1, 21:56:23
    - Cheers Lord. I'll never forget you. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 1, 22:05:38
      - your liver is stronger than people think, i had an ultrasound on mine about 3-4 years ago (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 22:17:02
- Definite liver failure. Do you booze it up? (n/m) (General Chat) - LeftSide, Apr 1, 21:41:14
  - nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 22:12:08
- Best ring (n/m) (General Chat) - Kar1, Apr 1, 21:01:13
  - NHS direct . (n/m) (General Chat) - Kar1, Apr 1, 21:01:53
- yes last week (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 1, 20:50:06
- Ebola (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 1, 20:43:21
- charles, i worried about you, you always seem to be ill. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 20:41:32
  - I know (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 20:48:09
  - I was thinking that (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 1, 20:44:14
- Virus. Got something similar too. Back is in bits, every muscle in my legs, arms and (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 20:35:36
  - poor advice (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 20:36:38
    - i find cider to be abit of a cure all, in large quantities though, obviously. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 20:44:19
- it could be blunt force arse trauma (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 20:35:24
- What have you just eaten? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 20:33:35
  - today I've had an avocado (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 20:34:35
    - Hmm. Try this. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 20:44:59
      - problem is I constantly have stomach pain (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 20:50:31
        
        It's called a Murphy's sign test. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 21:01:30
        
        No jokes, the last bout even morphine didn't touch it. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 21:03:38
        
        Agreed, gall stones is the most painful thing i've experienced, after going to A&E 3 times (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Apr 1, 21:09:23
        
        It really is quite special pain. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 21:10:55
        
        I thought i was going to die on a couple of occasions it was so special... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Apr 1, 21:12:40
        
        I've still got the stones in a jar. 6 all about the size of small marbles. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 21:14:41
        
        Me too, although i only have 2, the size of cherry tomatoes... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Apr 1, 21:16:12
        
        Ha ha. I meant one, the size of a melon. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 21:20:00
        
        It took a little time for mine to be diagnosed as the pain was on the left hand side, so (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Apr 1, 21:29:28
        
        shit, how do they get rid of them? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 21:05:03
        
        Whilst waiting for the operation, i ate no fatty foods at all and didn't get any pain, (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Apr 1, 21:23:43
        
        Me too. Spray-on oil for cooking. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 21:25:08
        
        Operation called a cholecystectomy. Remove the gall bladder. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 21:07:42
        
        nasty, glad you got it sorted (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 21:14:53
        
        Chairs. Get yourself checked out. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 1, 21:18:32
    - did you eat it or sit on it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 20:36:58
- Could it be backache? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Apr 1, 20:33:19
  - doubt it (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 20:34:10
    - menstrual cramps (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 1, 20:38:02
      - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 20:39:21
- what are your stools like? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 20:31:49
  - Three legs, flat bit on the top. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 20:37:35
    - OH COME ON (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 21:13:56
  - solid (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 20:33:41
    - You weren't wrong when u said children give you every illness going (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 1, 20:39:03
      - It'll calm down by the time they're three, so I'm told. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 20:40:23
        
        worth it in the long run (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 1, 20:44:24

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