My novovirus kicked-in during a game at Carrow Road

Imagine that !

I could feel it coming on. I was sat about as as far away from the gangway as I could be. I had to "excuse me" a lot down the line before i could get out. Then I ran to the Gents, through the smelly pizza and burger bar, I then had to throw up in a Football Stadium toilet. Fortunately the s**ts didn't kick in until I got to the Fiveways toilets

Posted By: Huge Small on March 4th 2014 at 21:44:21

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When I had norovirus I actually shat water. (General Chat) - APB, Mar 4, 20:55:52
- My novovirus kicked-in during a game at Carrow Road (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 4, 21:44:21
  - Ah. Thats why Wes called it a shithouse club. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Mar 4, 21:51:55
- Further to earlier answers. (General Chat) - Pit, Mar 4, 21:29:56
  - one word.... buttplug. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 21:52:17
    - Switched off though In (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Mar 4, 21:55:20
  - ta hell (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 21:32:16
    - Truely the worst illness I have ever had. I have much sympathy for anyone who has had it. (General Chat) - Pit, Mar 4, 21:35:30
  - You should have used the Daily Mail (n/m) (General Chat) - Hendrikos, Mar 4, 21:31:28
    - Or a big ole cheese omelette (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 4, 21:36:47
- When I had campylobacter I thought I was going to die. (General Chat) - Hendrikos, Mar 4, 21:24:33
  - christ, nasty (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 21:51:11
  - *god the vomiting too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hendrikos, Mar 4, 21:29:45
- Wouldn't a big ole cheese omlette sort it out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 4, 21:16:43
  - Porridge (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 21:17:16
    - bananas or eggs for me., boiled. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 4, 21:18:17
- Noro virus thats nuthin - you want swine flu 3 days in addenbrookes on a drip (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 4, 21:14:44
- I've had it. Woke in a dehydrated daze thinking I needed to fart... whoops! (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 4, 21:11:45
- is it possible for urine to come out of your anus? (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 4, 21:07:05
  - a relatively regular occurrence if you've got a compromised immune system, and you're rig (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 4, 21:11:25
  - Yikes! I remember that!!!! No-one believed me - "I've just pissed out of my arse!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Mar 4, 21:08:27
    - I've had that many times on my travels (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 21:29:29
- I remember the 2nd time I had it - I went to the bog, sat down and (General Chat) - Karnivore, Mar 4, 21:06:02
  - I have been on trains today for 6 hours (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 4, 21:07:52
    - the only positive is it's gone in 24-48 hours.... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Mar 4, 21:10:20
      - your body compensates afterwards by constipating yourself for a day or two, although (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 4, 21:14:55
      - I deserved a bravely award the first time I farted afterwards - it could have been carnage (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Mar 4, 21:11:45
        
        lol I remember that fear too (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Mar 4, 21:21:32
        
        ho (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 4, 21:13:12
- Anal Phantom Bowelslinger (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 4, 21:04:20
  - *applauds* (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 21:08:03
- Ghastly business isn't it! I had homeless shrivelling dogs look at me with a mixture (General Chat) - Mozzer, Mar 4, 21:03:58
- TMI (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 4, 21:01:46
- yeuch (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 4, 21:00:46

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