I remember the 2nd time I had it - I went to the bog, sat down and

with the gentlest of pushes, the world fell out of my arse.

I was working in Coventry, had to drive back to Stoke with a wad of newspaper down the back of my jeans and stopped at every services. Culminating in parking on the hard shoulder, just south of Stafford, hanging out of the passenger door of my car and vomiting for 20 minutes.

Posted By: Karnivore on March 4th 2014 at 21:06:02

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When I had norovirus I actually shat water. (General Chat) - APB, Mar 4, 20:55:52
- My novovirus kicked-in during a game at Carrow Road (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 4, 21:44:21
  - Ah. Thats why Wes called it a shithouse club. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Mar 4, 21:51:55
- Further to earlier answers. (General Chat) - Pit, Mar 4, 21:29:56
  - one word.... buttplug. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 21:52:17
    - Switched off though In (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Mar 4, 21:55:20
  - ta hell (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 21:32:16
    - Truely the worst illness I have ever had. I have much sympathy for anyone who has had it. (General Chat) - Pit, Mar 4, 21:35:30
  - You should have used the Daily Mail (n/m) (General Chat) - Hendrikos, Mar 4, 21:31:28
    - Or a big ole cheese omelette (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 4, 21:36:47
- When I had campylobacter I thought I was going to die. (General Chat) - Hendrikos, Mar 4, 21:24:33
  - christ, nasty (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 21:51:11
  - *god the vomiting too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hendrikos, Mar 4, 21:29:45
- Wouldn't a big ole cheese omlette sort it out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 4, 21:16:43
  - Porridge (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 21:17:16
    - bananas or eggs for me., boiled. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 4, 21:18:17
- Noro virus thats nuthin - you want swine flu 3 days in addenbrookes on a drip (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 4, 21:14:44
- I've had it. Woke in a dehydrated daze thinking I needed to fart... whoops! (General Chat) - bird table, Mar 4, 21:11:45
- is it possible for urine to come out of your anus? (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 4, 21:07:05
  - a relatively regular occurrence if you've got a compromised immune system, and you're rig (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 4, 21:11:25
  - Yikes! I remember that!!!! No-one believed me - "I've just pissed out of my arse!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Mar 4, 21:08:27
    - I've had that many times on my travels (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 21:29:29
- I remember the 2nd time I had it - I went to the bog, sat down and (General Chat) - Karnivore, Mar 4, 21:06:02
  - I have been on trains today for 6 hours (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 4, 21:07:52
    - the only positive is it's gone in 24-48 hours.... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Mar 4, 21:10:20
      - your body compensates afterwards by constipating yourself for a day or two, although (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 4, 21:14:55
      - I deserved a bravely award the first time I farted afterwards - it could have been carnage (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Mar 4, 21:11:45
        
        lol I remember that fear too (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Mar 4, 21:21:32
        
        ho (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 4, 21:13:12
- Anal Phantom Bowelslinger (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 4, 21:04:20
  - *applauds* (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 4, 21:08:03
- Ghastly business isn't it! I had homeless shrivelling dogs look at me with a mixture (General Chat) - Mozzer, Mar 4, 21:03:58
- TMI (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 4, 21:01:46
- yeuch (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 4, 21:00:46

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