drunk tanks

not them tanks jumblers, drunk ones; for drunks. the government are considering allowing plod up and down the land to sling drunken revelers into privately contracted "drunk tanks". all we need to do is buy a load of old 40' shipping containers and we could clear up here. i've heard that each booze sozzled chav is going to be fined ?400 so we could say charge the government ?200 and still make a tidy profit. i've done all the research and that. to ensure we've got health and safety covered i will need you to drill some holes in the containers so nobody croaks and buy some half decent snappers to lock the little f**kers in for the night. reckon we could easy stuff 50 of them in each container. only other outlay is a karcher jet washer to hose them out the next day. i propose we start of with about 500 containers and see how it goes. once we see if it's going ok we can branch out of kings lynn.

Posted By: Tombs on September 18th 2013 at 21:08:08

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Hmmmm... several regular characters have gone missing (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 20:53:14
- I found it pretty dull tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 18, 22:39:41
- how many people on here know other wrathers in person? (General Chat) - sotoncanary, Sep 18, 22:33:20
- It'd be nice to see some more old skool Rothers come back (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 18, 21:21:58
  - I miss grays (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 18, 21:55:00
    - I saw Grays the other day whilst at work, looked well (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 18, 22:03:22
      - good stuff - glad he's ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 18, 22:09:11
  - I am thinking of making a return to the melting pot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Sep 18, 21:42:49
    - Welcome (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 18, 22:03:56
      - Cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Sep 18, 22:05:05
  - Indeed, like (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:23:07
    - what about me? (General Chat) - Kangol Canary, Sep 18, 21:30:48
      - Yes... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:31:42
    - Yes, and... (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 18, 21:27:10
      - Hahem...PaulMcVeighGirl (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:29:53
        
        custard (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 18, 21:31:02
      - exile, bosncfc, DJ ginger, Clare, PaulMveighGirl, (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 18, 21:29:23
        
        Not many visits these days from Dog, or in fact Duck (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 18, 22:05:49
        
        ha ha, Paulmcveighgirl (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 18, 21:31:27
        
        cor yeah she was a sweary mary (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 18, 21:33:17
        
        I read that as 'Sweaty Mary' (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 18, 21:37:25
        
        Sweaty bum-crack (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 18, 21:52:42
        
        I certainly do! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 18, 21:54:10
        
        Ben, ban this sick filth! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 18, 21:38:24
        
        Alright, Babes? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 18, 21:40:39
        
        Blue spice (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Sep 18, 21:32:25
        
        karnivore (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 18, 21:35:21
        
        He's doing a Chelolsea blub. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:39:22
        
        lol 'tis but one game..... (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 18, 21:54:05
        
        Loves his 2nd team^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 18, 22:01:37
        
        Not seen as many Norwich games as I'd have liked to thus far (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 18, 22:04:03
        
        I will certainly be about, For some reason I thought we played Chelolski (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 18, 22:16:17
        
        It is indeed. I'm down by the river again for the weekend with missus and child (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 18, 22:20:20
- Are you missing me? I'm just busy at the moment. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 18, 21:20:00
  - Yes bwod... just as long as you're busy and not (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:25:18
    - Blimey! I never thought of that. It'd be my incessant trolling I expect. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 18, 21:28:44
- I'm still here (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 18, 21:16:53
  - Jolly good... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:22:05
- What happened last night? (General Chat) - King, Sep 18, 21:08:42
  - Pixelman started a fayoff as usual (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 18, 22:43:38
  - .... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:10:29
    - How unsavoury (General Chat) - King, Sep 18, 21:16:42
- You could always (General Chat) - asics_kit, Sep 18, 21:06:36
  - Great idea. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:07:11
    - Not personal to you but really..enough (n/m) (General Chat) - asics_kit, Sep 18, 21:11:42
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 18, 21:07:22
  - Oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 18, 21:07:09
- I'm still lingering like a bad smell up a USB! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 18, 21:00:44
  - drunk tanks (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 18, 21:08:08
    - Rolf. Suppose you have to speculate to accumulate. I suggest Dragon's Den. (n/m) (General Chat) - avid_canary, Sep 18, 21:18:20
      - no need, shipping containers are cheap as chips (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 18, 21:22:18
        
        You can actually hire full 40' refrigerated trailers for under ?200 .... (General Chat) - avid_canary, Sep 18, 21:32:38
        
        already got a reliable supplier for reefers and dry containers chairs (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 18, 21:43:47
        
        till the NPPCMBC get involved and we have to provide an 64 inch plasma 5d tv (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 18, 21:25:48
        
        where are we going to park them all? (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 18, 21:25:32
        
        kings lynn will be the trial site, hence 500 containers (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 18, 21:29:56
        
        Swansea and Cardiff (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 18, 21:26:45
        
        May I suggest 1p5wich (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 18, 21:28:14
    - I'm sure the MoD will have some old one knocking about (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Sep 18, 21:16:06
  - I know you though. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:03:26
    - Booooooooom pwned (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 18, 21:04:28
      - Jumbs... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:06:24
        
        cheers JimTim - I'll be fine, have you seen Michael Douglas in 'falling down'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 18, 21:10:05
        
        Uh oh!! (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:12:11
        
        but I want breakfast... (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 18, 21:12:58
        
        Run........... (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:16:03
- Tbf essex has been on, and that muppet motty must've had a dozen or so,in fact when a b po (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 18, 20:56:59
  - Ah just seen an essex post below. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 18, 21:02:30
    - I cant see what essex has done wrong tbh (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 18, 21:22:37
      - Are you not Essex? Very similar posting styles (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 18, 21:24:04
        
        No i am not Essex. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Sep 18, 21:31:47
    - Well as worz said a few weeks ago,this bucks/motty/whoever wants to ruin the forum,so if p (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 18, 21:06:37
      - *could*. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 18, 21:09:03

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