What about, if, right, say you had just done a nice lunch at the Last Wine Bar and were
meandering up St George's Street for a couple of lazy, afternoon pints in the Playhouse when a lithesome Lucy wanged up right quick on her Baxter-Neal Manimal and pulled a Nollie 720 Gazelle Nerdflip right over the top of your new Malm?s, clipped the kerb, and landed legs akimbo, sending her summer skirt fluttering up her perfect thighs.
Would you free her hot, wet vagina from its cotton prison, flick your tongue over her swollen funbutton and gently lick her into orgasmic oblivion, or would you skip off like the morris-dancing flowery ponce that you are, up towards London Street, posture outside the Book Hive, pull your pants down and wave your knackers about whilst singing 'Wild Mountain Thyme', then do a s**t?
hmmmm?
well?
What's it to be?
Say you had ventured into this fine city of ours for a spot of lunch and these events had befallen you, which of the two options presented do you think you might take?
hmmmm?
hmmmm?
hmmmm?
hmmmm?
Posted By: malkybarkid on March 5th 2013 at 13:34:07
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- What about, if, right, say you had just done a nice lunch at the Last Wine Bar and were (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 13:34:07
- either one of them are likely to end up with being in an situation of acute plod bother (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 5, 15:02:33
- morris-dancing flowery ponce, pants down, wavy knackers, singing and shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 5, 14:31:12
- MA (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:09:19
- Have just been asked by my work colleagues (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 5, 14:17:25
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:10:07
- funbutton. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 5, 14:11:10
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:09:05
- These are getting more and more extreme (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 5, 14:00:47
- We've had licking ones before. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:08:29
- Do you reckon he's being monitored? White coats will be at his door before long. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 5, 14:02:38
- fuck her then eat her (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 5, 13:52:26
- ^^ Worrying, very, very worrying ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 5, 14:03:24
- 1979 City series Malmos or the 2012 re-releases? (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Mar 5, 13:51:10
- Late 70's. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:07:59
- I've allways wanted to take a shit on London St (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 5, 13:49:13
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:07:14
- knackers (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 5, 13:46:05
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:10:29
- Is there a Harlem Shake option? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 5, 13:40:18
- Nope. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:09:38
- Funbutton. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 5, 13:37:18
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:06:57
- danone (General Chat) - pants, Mar 5, 13:36:19
- Silly twit. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 15:10:50
- Well, I wouldn't buy Braeburns again, that's fro sure (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 5, 13:35:43
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