I've run a few simulations.

My models have your chimp on 0.32 and a wolf at 0.58 with the balance being ties (both dead claret everywhere).

So all I'm saying is, chimpy might get lucky on the night, but either way, 20s is well overpriced.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on March 2nd 2013 at 21:38:43

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NBTTT. Chimp v Dog (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:20:45
- the chimp would be perplexed by the fentons bum sniffing (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 2, 22:29:09
- ?20 on the ape (n/m) (General Chat) - mr chimp, Mar 2, 21:50:13
  - it was monkeys originally though, now they've brought chimps in as back up. pathetic (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:51:53
- I've run a few simulations. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 21:38:43
  - I don't know what more reliable source you could get than this so I (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:48:28
    - this is superb.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:56:46
      - Quite a gruesome thread all in all. (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 22:07:01
        
        it's really top drawer stuff (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 22:12:35
      - Possibly the best comments thread ever. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 22:05:36
        
        Possibly the best comments thread ever brah. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 22:07:41
        
        What does that mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 22:08:28
  - I respect your stattage but I disbelieve its prediction. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:40:30
- Indoors or outside? (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 21:30:20
  - Either. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:33:07
- A chimp has no weapon other than throwing poo.... not much defence against teeth and claws (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 2, 21:30:08
  - Hmm. (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 21:32:54
  - Chimps have sharp canine teeth, outstanding strength, agility, intelligence, opposable (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:32:37
    - any danger of any of these things happening before fight night.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 2, 21:35:46
      - Insulting to chimps that. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:38:34
- Stick a Poomer In (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 2, 21:27:30
  - you have gone off-species small (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:28:13
    - Yeah, bring a fucking elephant, or a whale. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:29:57
      - i said so (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:34:24
        
        and, whales have an achilles heel even in their natural habitat (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:41:20
        
        bellends (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 2, 22:10:52
        
        i just love the absurdity of whales having an achilles heel even though they have no legs (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 22:23:21
        
        Shhhhhhh. If any krill read this then the whole world ecosystem will be fucked. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 22:10:18
        
        whoops! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 22:17:01
        
        I, for one, welcome our new plankton overlords. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 22:21:35
        
        And for two. FFS. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 22:22:15
        
        I, for one, welcome our new plankton overlords. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 22:21:24
- i thought it was monkey's only? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:23:44
  - Buy away. My chimp would piss on a wolf. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:28:26
    - i fucking very much doubt it, a wolf would rip it's neck right out (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:33:13
      - On its own a wolf would shit itself if confronted with a furious chimp. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:43:28
        
        get on the blower to frank warren, let's get this show on the road (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:47:41
        
        The Rumble Next To Asda (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:52:13
        
        Welcome to Hellesdon. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:54:24
        
        Painsbury's. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 22:07:38
        
        it's shewtoime (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:53:34
- One of them Japanese fighting dogs would off a chimp 8 times out of 10. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 21:22:08
  - No way. Chimp would kill it then fuck it. Easy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:23:07
    - necrophiliape (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:26:54

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