NBTTT. Chimp v Dog

I'm prepared to stage this. Any one of you can bring any f**king dog you like. I'll bring the chimp.

No holds barred. Fight to the death.

I'll give 20-1 on the dog winning. Any f**king Fenton you like vs a mature male chimp.

Like printing money. Bring it on.

Money where your mouth is.

Monkey where your hound was.

Posted By: jafski on March 2nd 2013 at 21:20:45

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NBTTT. Chimp v Dog (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:20:45
- the chimp would be perplexed by the fentons bum sniffing (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 2, 22:29:09
- ?20 on the ape (n/m) (General Chat) - mr chimp, Mar 2, 21:50:13
  - it was monkeys originally though, now they've brought chimps in as back up. pathetic (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:51:53
- I've run a few simulations. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 21:38:43
  - I don't know what more reliable source you could get than this so I (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:48:28
    - this is superb.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:56:46
      - Quite a gruesome thread all in all. (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 22:07:01
        
        it's really top drawer stuff (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 22:12:35
      - Possibly the best comments thread ever. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 22:05:36
        
        Possibly the best comments thread ever brah. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 22:07:41
        
        What does that mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 22:08:28
  - I respect your stattage but I disbelieve its prediction. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:40:30
- Indoors or outside? (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 21:30:20
  - Either. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:33:07
- A chimp has no weapon other than throwing poo.... not much defence against teeth and claws (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 2, 21:30:08
  - Hmm. (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 21:32:54
  - Chimps have sharp canine teeth, outstanding strength, agility, intelligence, opposable (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:32:37
    - any danger of any of these things happening before fight night.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 2, 21:35:46
      - Insulting to chimps that. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:38:34
- Stick a Poomer In (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 2, 21:27:30
  - you have gone off-species small (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:28:13
    - Yeah, bring a fucking elephant, or a whale. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:29:57
      - i said so (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:34:24
        
        and, whales have an achilles heel even in their natural habitat (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:41:20
        
        bellends (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 2, 22:10:52
        
        i just love the absurdity of whales having an achilles heel even though they have no legs (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 22:23:21
        
        Shhhhhhh. If any krill read this then the whole world ecosystem will be fucked. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 22:10:18
        
        whoops! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 22:17:01
        
        I, for one, welcome our new plankton overlords. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 22:21:35
        
        And for two. FFS. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 22:22:15
        
        I, for one, welcome our new plankton overlords. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 22:21:24
- i thought it was monkey's only? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:23:44
  - Buy away. My chimp would piss on a wolf. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:28:26
    - i fucking very much doubt it, a wolf would rip it's neck right out (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:33:13
      - On its own a wolf would shit itself if confronted with a furious chimp. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:43:28
        
        get on the blower to frank warren, let's get this show on the road (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:47:41
        
        The Rumble Next To Asda (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:52:13
        
        Welcome to Hellesdon. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:54:24
        
        Painsbury's. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 2, 22:07:38
        
        it's shewtoime (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:53:34
- One of them Japanese fighting dogs would off a chimp 8 times out of 10. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 21:22:08
  - No way. Chimp would kill it then fuck it. Easy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:23:07
    - necrophiliape (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:26:54

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