Sufficiently mardy fenton of the right breed would see off most primates smaller than a go

But even a small monkey would pull all four legs off, say, a dachshund.

Breed/species is all important here imo.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on March 2nd 2013 at 21:12:18

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If we had those Utd style 'homeish made' banners hanging from Barclay what would they say? (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Mar 2, 20:32:30
- A banner saying "You clearly know the reputation of the Snakepit" (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Mar 2, 21:25:44
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 21:32:53
- as long as they're tasteful..... (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 20:37:51
- We mentioned this earlier. (NCFC) - APB, Mar 2, 20:36:41
  - Dog ,clearly (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 2, 20:38:05
    - You're fucking joking. A chimp would rinse any dog. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 2, 20:57:02
      - Sufficiently mardy fenton of the right breed would see off most primates smaller than a go (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 21:12:18
        
        *gorilla (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 2, 21:13:06
        
        From the get go (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 2, 21:14:51
      - rhodesian ridgeback can see off a lion (warning youtube nsfw).... (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:02:28
        
        That's a hell of a brawl. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 2, 21:12:52
        
        it was quite a small lion granted but, in the end, sheer canine power saw it off (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 21:15:14
        
        a chimp would have no probs. 20 times stronger than a man, opposable thumbs, intelligent. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 2, 21:12:46
    - what if the monkey was trained in martial arts? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 20:39:47
      - but what if it was a Ninja Dog (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 2, 20:41:30
        
        Fucking jokers. This was a serious conversation. (NCFC) - APB, Mar 2, 20:44:51
        
        what use would blue sex ridges be in a scrap though? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 20:52:17
        
        The chihuahua isn't there. It's you and the mandrill and it wants it bad. (NCFC) - APB, Mar 2, 20:55:02
        
        not again ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 20:55:53
        
        did that last wednesday - my arse still smarts a little (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 2, 20:51:26
        
        depends could be a ninja chihuaua up against an angry mandrill monkey (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 20:44:21
        
        good point! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 2, 20:50:34
        
        If it was like the Norfolk ninja (NCFC) - APB, Mar 2, 20:52:55
- They're very cool. As if we'd ever have them c (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Mar 2, 20:36:07
- Worz gurn on Neeyul? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 2, 20:34:56

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