"Darling fascist bully-boy,
Give me a job you bastard.
May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman.
Jumbo1."
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on February 4th 2013 at 18:33:43
Message Thread
- If applying for a job what would you put on the letter (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:06:40
- In my last job I was sacked for selling drugs which IMO was unfair, (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Feb 4, 20:36:54
- To speed up the pre-employment drug testing process, I enclose a small bag of my sperm (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 20:15:39
- Just say no (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 20:17:50
- 'dear blah' might be holding you back a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - VeryMuchDiss, Feb 4, 19:19:57
- In the interests column just put 'Bantz' (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 4, 18:58:01
- Totes inaprotes (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 19:08:20
- List some specific recent achievements relevant to the role. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 4, 18:50:30
- My working time wrath has reduced by 99% (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:52:13
- but not the lunch. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 4, 18:53:18
- Lunch is for wimps (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 19:18:04
- but not the lunch. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 4, 18:53:18
- My working time wrath has reduced by 99% (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:52:13
- serious reply......... i would do something different....... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 4, 18:49:40
- Enclose a video (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 4, 18:42:16
- Do you think they would have a video player? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:48:40
- Probably if they`re anything like the firm I work for (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 4, 18:54:07
- Do you think they would have a video player? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:48:40
- "Darling fascist bully-boy, (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 4, 18:33:43
- See, I really like this but not sure they would get it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:36:07
- They wouldn't get it (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 4, 19:04:19
- See, I really like this but not sure they would get it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:36:07
- DESPITE my horrific criminal record (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Feb 4, 18:29:29
- make a mosaic of the club badge out of peas and sweetcorn (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 4, 18:21:47
- Did that and got no response (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:28:53
- Sign with a bloody thumbprint to prove your conviction (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 4, 18:20:20
- Did that too (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:29:17
- USE ALL CAPS TO GRAB THEIR ATTENTION (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 4, 18:19:43
- Leave a copy of this thread where you asked for advice (General Chat) - pants, Feb 4, 18:19:06
- Drench the letter in perfume and use purple ink (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:17:07
- Haven't tried that - sounds good (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:30:00
- Start with a joke from pants' joke book (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:16:19
- Philippe Philop (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:36:57
- What do you call a man with rubber toes? (General Chat) - pants, Feb 4, 18:40:38
- Inappropriate to use lol in a thread about pants' joke book (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:21:48
- LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 4, 18:17:59
- Philippe Philop (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:36:57
- Enclose a naked photo of yourself (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:15:14
- I still have the one you sent me of yourself (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:32:36
- How about (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Feb 4, 18:13:15
- I might nick that (n/m) (General Chat) - Mingemaster, Feb 4, 19:59:13
- That's the type of badger (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:33:51
- ban this sick filth (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 4, 18:23:36
- Write it on a cow (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:13:13
- Train a poomer to deliver it in its mouth (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:12:17
- No poomers in Norfolk (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:35:04
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