How about

Please find enclosed my CV in response to your advertisement on xxxxx. It is the type of challenge that I am seeking and one that I feel qualified to take on. I would like to draw your attend to the following relevant points:

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I have a confident and easy manner which enables me to build up lasting rapports at all levels within an organisation. My knowledge and broad experience allows me to analyse business problems and convert them to pragmatic and beneficial IT applications.

Should you feel that my skills and experience match those sought by your client I would be delighted to discuss this opportunity with you.

Posted By: Claygate_Canary on February 4th 2013 at 18:13:15

Message Thread

If applying for a job what would you put on the letter (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:06:40
- In my last job I was sacked for selling drugs which IMO was unfair, (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Feb 4, 20:36:54
- To speed up the pre-employment drug testing process, I enclose a small bag of my sperm (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 20:15:39
  - Just say no (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 20:17:50
- 'dear blah' might be holding you back a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - VeryMuchDiss, Feb 4, 19:19:57
  - Blah (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 19:20:26
- In the interests column just put 'Bantz' (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 4, 18:58:01
  - Totes inaprotes (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 19:08:20
- List some specific recent achievements relevant to the role. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 4, 18:50:30
  - My working time wrath has reduced by 99% (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:52:13
    - but not the lunch. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 4, 18:53:18
      - Lunch is for wimps (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 19:18:04
- serious reply......... i would do something different....... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 4, 18:49:40
  - Dear usac (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 19:07:50
- Enclose a video (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 4, 18:42:16
  - Do you think they would have a video player? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:48:40
    - Probably if they`re anything like the firm I work for (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 4, 18:54:07
- "Darling fascist bully-boy, (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 4, 18:33:43
  - See, I really like this but not sure they would get it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:36:07
    - They wouldn't get it (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 4, 19:04:19
      - Whoosh (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 19:41:47
- DESPITE my horrific criminal record (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Feb 4, 18:29:29
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:31:34
- make a mosaic of the club badge out of peas and sweetcorn (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 4, 18:21:47
  - Did that and got no response (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:28:53
- Sign with a bloody thumbprint to prove your conviction (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 4, 18:20:20
  - Did that too (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:29:17
- USE ALL CAPS TO GRAB THEIR ATTENTION (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 4, 18:19:43
  - NO (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:30:16
- Leave a copy of this thread where you asked for advice (General Chat) - pants, Feb 4, 18:19:06
  - Like it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:31:17
- Drench the letter in perfume and use purple ink (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:17:07
  - Haven't tried that - sounds good (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:30:00
- Start with a joke from pants' joke book (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:16:19
  - Philippe Philop (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:36:57
    - What do you call a man with rubber toes? (General Chat) - pants, Feb 4, 18:40:38
      - Booooooom (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:41:15
  - Inappropriate to use lol in a thread about pants' joke book (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:21:48
  - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 4, 18:17:59
- Enclose a naked photo of yourself (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:15:14
  - I still have the one you sent me of yourself (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:32:36
- How about (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Feb 4, 18:13:15
  - I might nick that (n/m) (General Chat) - Mingemaster, Feb 4, 19:59:13
  - That's the type of badger (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:33:51
  - ban this sick filth (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 4, 18:23:36
- Write it on a cow (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:13:13
  - Been done (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:34:17
- Train a poomer to deliver it in its mouth (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 4, 18:12:17
  - No poomers in Norfolk (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 4, 18:35:04

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