Some suggested clauses:
1) The party of the first part shall at all times keep the party of the second part fully appraised as to what [s]he had for lunch, and vice versa
2) On conclusion of this agreement Newcastle shall be required to supply a consideration whose value should be 50% of the value of the whole contract
3) The Ethel should be boiled, and quickly, before it does a smell
9) That is all
Posted By: Old Man on November 27th 2012 at 16:16:21
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- On the move again. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 15:58:30
- Sounds like you need a wing man (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 27, 19:46:14
- But what about the maid?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Nov 27, 16:29:18
- She'll have to find another employers property to break. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 16:31:09
- Arab Spring Clean (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 27, 16:44:00
- She'll have to find another employers property to break. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 16:31:09
- Some useful contract stuff in this ... (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Nov 27, 16:22:03
- Some suggested clauses: (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 27, 16:16:21
- Bristol, ?30 THIRTY POUNDS! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 27, 19:28:51
- I note there's no Fenton in the preamble. Oversight? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 16:28:29
- Feel free to suggest some suitable language (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 27, 16:34:26
- Maybe they think you'll spend less time on here if you are busy (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Nov 27, 16:14:18
- Lol!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Drinklebells, Nov 27, 18:25:15
- Congratters, Mike! (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 27, 16:10:51
- Chairs OG, already have a couple on retainers. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 16:24:22
- "solution architects" (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 27, 16:33:10
- Ha, you're right. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 16:45:08
- I'm a Design Engineer - "do pretty much what it says on the can" (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 17:26:12
- I don't think he used it with any irony, either (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 27, 16:36:58
- maybe he was one before he got promoted (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 27, 16:40:03
- I'm not even from the industry Tombs. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 16:55:11
- maybe he was one before he got promoted (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 27, 16:40:03
- Cringeworty intut, like those "Logistics solutions" straplines on lorries (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 16:34:44
- "Bradley Johnson Deliveries" - missing the target today, tomorrow and always ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 27, 16:38:39
- "Logisticon" - building a better future tomorrow for today for tomorrow ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 27, 16:37:39
- eddie stobart: "delivering sustainable distribution" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 27, 16:37:23
- Ha, you're right. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 16:45:08
- "solution architects" (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 27, 16:33:10
- do you happen to know of one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 27, 16:23:02
- Chairs OG, already have a couple on retainers. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 27, 16:24:22
- i think that signing of contracts is pretty much the same no matter what size they are (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 27, 16:10:41
- Yebut it might be with a fountain pen that could go all wrong and leak ink all over said (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 27, 16:13:25
- Just get on with it (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 27, 16:09:13
- Late 90's my company asked (General Chat) - Old Splat, Nov 27, 16:04:04
- No,you are North Runcton and Kings lynn.FUCK THEM ALL.YOU ARE SUPERIOR. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 27, 16:01:33
- thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 16:01:14
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