position the cat squarely in front of the catflap
take 6 paces backwards. two paces to the left. bend the knees slightly whilst bringing both arms up and clasp your hands together just in front of your solar plexus and concentrate on a fixed point approximately 50 metres down your garden. you know the rest.
Posted By: Tombs on November 9th 2012 at 11:04:27
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- Pants, you're a cat whisperer (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 09:23:06
- position the cat squarely in front of the catflap (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 9, 11:04:27
- Tis the difference between cats and dogs. Boot a cat up the arse, and it remembers (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 12:01:40
- The difference is the cat WILL remember FOREVER and HATE you FOREVER (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 9, 13:36:11
- Tis the difference between cats and dogs. Boot a cat up the arse, and it remembers (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 12:01:40
- I was under the impression you're supposed to get a rag with their pee on and rub (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 9, 09:53:47
- The cat I have now is the only one I've had from a kitten (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 09:29:28
- Ok, thanks (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 09:32:23
- erm, if you get a toy box. You can put a tray down, and have the toy box (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 09:34:56
- Ok, thanks (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 09:32:23
- Hmm. (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 9, 09:26:53
- Thanks Simon (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 09:33:09
- another thing, re kitchen. Get a mop and clean it (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 09:36:27
- Ours like mops and brushes. The ideots. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 9, 09:46:46
- Suppose it's the old Rigsby thing (goodnight vienna) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 09:48:41
- Ours like mops and brushes. The ideots. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 9, 09:46:46
- another thing, re kitchen. Get a mop and clean it (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 09:36:27
- Agree, it should be a quick thing. Cats aren't dirty animals, the polar opposite really (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 09:31:57
- Thanks Simon (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 09:33:09
- Put butter on their paws. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 09:24:53
- Thank you Enid Blyton (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 09:28:50
- There's a blue plaque for her on a house on Chessington Road, Ace of Spades (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Nov 9, 09:32:48
- Thank you Enid Blyton (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 9, 09:28:50
- position the cat squarely in front of the catflap (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 9, 11:04:27
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