Guessing networks have spam filters just like email

cos I've been getting some terrible texts about shagging and porn recently

Stuff you even know the ad agencies wouldn't send

Posted By: pants on November 2nd 2012 at 12:34:13

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fun with telesales (General Chat) - Firstnews, Nov 2, 12:06:38
- I took a call from a lovely NCFC lady asking me to pay ?10 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 2, 12:57:31
  - karni's happy to pay and will enter!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 2, 12:58:43
- Have more fun.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 2, 12:48:16
  - That stops a lot of them but you still get the accident helpline and PPI ones (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Nov 2, 14:07:43
- I had one ring last night and say they were from Sky, and because my "breakdown cover" had (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 12:22:19
  - That's another cracking story isn't it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 12:30:53
    - Who do you think will play you in the film? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 2, 12:46:50
      - Jonathan Rhys Meyers is just about good looking enough I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 12:49:06
        
        Can I be caller number 2? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 2, 12:51:48
    - Keep these knee-slappers coming, AB. (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 2, 12:34:50
      - That sounded nasty. I like your stories. (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Nov 2, 13:13:16
        
        Don't worry, I'm unupsettable. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 13:18:44
        
        powpowpowpowpow (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 2, 13:25:55
        
        * rage * (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 13:28:12
        
        Doing a shit handstand followed by a forward roll in celebration (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 2, 13:34:24
- I like to ask them to explain fully their offer, and benefits to me as a customer.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 2, 12:12:27
  - Yeah, but you don't do that really, really do you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 12:33:54
    - yeah, i have done.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 2, 12:37:43
      - I'm sure I sound like a broken record (General Chat) - RootunTootunHootun, Nov 2, 12:40:12
      - My favourite is "don't worry, I'm not trying to sell you something" (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 2, 12:39:36
        
        I tell them I don't do business with people who start by lying to me (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Nov 2, 14:10:55
        
        ^yep! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 2, 12:44:53
    - I wrestled a bear the other day. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 2, 12:35:28
      - No, that was Jafski (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 2, 12:37:29
        
        No, not me. I've never wrestled a bear. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 2, 12:41:30
        
        would you like to though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 2, 12:45:18
        
        Not really. I don't think I'd win. Not prepared to risk losing face. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 2, 12:46:27
        
        i saw a wild brown bear once, across a field in British Columbia.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 2, 12:49:56
      - Slippery glass? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 12:36:26
        
        I like to steal food from supermarkets. (General Chat) - APB, Nov 2, 12:39:43
        
        Warning: this video is intended to be provocative. It contains explicit nudity, both human (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 2, 12:52:46
        
        Jesus. She totally just put a chicken up her fanny. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 2, 12:48:15
        
        Not sure it's the best way to defrost, but it's in the name of art. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 2, 12:50:03
  - Oh (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 2, 12:16:29
    - I find, if you don't answer your mobile to a number you don't recognise (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 12:20:35
      - Just had an "information message" 10 minutes ago. (General Chat) - APB, Nov 2, 12:32:01
        
        Guessing networks have spam filters just like email (General Chat) - pants, Nov 2, 12:34:13
        
        Some text message ads are tailored by checking your phones internet browsing history (General Chat) - RootunTootunHootun, Nov 2, 12:35:52
        
        Good job. I shudder to think what would happen after that Russian supermarket stunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 2, 12:43:53
      - that explains why you never answer my calls (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 2, 12:29:58
- maybe because it's a bit freaky (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 12:07:30

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