What is the most unconventional place you've ever done a poo?

When I was a nipper I laid a giant one in the outdoor beach swimming pool at St Malo

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I thought it would sink but it didn't. So I had to swim away looking innocent, but the bastard thing kept following me

Posted By: Old Git on October 15th 2012 at 13:51:01

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This is spot on... (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 15, 12:23:59
- "I could be so good for you..." (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 15, 15:49:18
- Think I read somewhere that washing up brush/cloth has more nasties on it than toilet seat (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Oct 15, 13:22:21
  - Think I've heard stories like that about chopping boards (General Chat) - pants, Oct 15, 14:04:22
    - Exactly. If we sanitise everything we'll be less healthy in the end (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 15, 14:09:30
      - so, just wash the one hand then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 15, 14:11:16
        
        Nah, I just don't worry about it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 15, 14:42:25
        
        Works for the Arabs (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 15, 14:23:23
        
        truedat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 15, 14:24:34
  - Yup. And bathmat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 15, 13:40:34
  - The teas towls in most offices are disgusting (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 15, 13:24:36
- Despite this we're not all dropping down dead (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 15, 12:58:53
  - so what? still disgusting (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 15, 13:32:50
  - Yes, but better hand hygiene could prevent illness, reduce sick days at work. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 15, 13:14:14
    - Banning alcohol is the only thing to reduce sick days at work (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 15, 13:39:06
      - what about banning illness? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 15, 13:41:05
        
        Or work (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 15, 13:46:06
    - and articles like this help push up soap sales (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 15, 13:18:15
      - I imagine they are rubbing their hands together with glee (and Imperial Leather) (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 15, 13:22:32
- Who pisses on their own hands? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 15, 12:43:07
  - urine is sterile and therefore relatively harmless (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Oct 15, 13:23:05
    - Who shits on their own hands? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 15, 13:39:22
      - What is the most unconventional place you've ever done a poo? (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 15, 13:51:01
        
        I don't believe I have defecated anywhere other than in a toilet. You filthy bastard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 15, 14:10:42
        
        Bristol. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Oct 15, 13:58:34
      - this bloke.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 15, 13:46:10
    - someone off of on here drinks it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 15, 13:35:04
    - what about other germs from people having handled their cocks? (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 15, 13:34:26
      - some of them cocks may have been up a cunt / arse earlier (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 15, 13:37:44
        
        ^^ has thought about this too much ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 15, 13:42:42
        
        I think that was just a straight quote from the academic research (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 15, 14:13:48
  - there would be traces of piss in addition to all sorts of germs (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 15, 12:48:05
    - I had to go whilst wearing shorts - the splash back of fine spray was noticeable (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 15, 13:05:04
      - good. ^ clean ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Oct 15, 13:35:11
- I initially read that as "I want to piss on their hands" (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 15, 12:31:13
  - ^^ Dr Freud will see you now ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 15, 13:29:03
  - Be my guest (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 15, 12:59:19

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