Annoying when you have to rush a dump.

Sometimes you need to sit for a bit and you can surprise yourself how much more is to come.

Hope the blokes OK and that but really should be thinking about others before shouting off like that.

Posted By: jafski on October 4th 2012 at 14:13:48

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Blokes just fallen off the bridge next to my house, shattered his ankle. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 13:47:52
- The moral of the story is presumably to clear shit and not silt? (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Oct 4, 14:46:51
  - Never reply to my posts, Ipswitch fan. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:58:27
    - Go fall off a bridge (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Oct 4, 15:59:37
    - who the fuck do you think you are? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 15:04:31
      - Arizona Motherfucking Bay. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 15:12:37
      - FLOL (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 4, 15:09:02
- incident control van (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 4, 13:57:03
  - A Julie Andrews for me, thanks (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 4, 14:00:04
- Fell or jumped?.. (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 4, 13:51:24
  - Fell - he was trying to climb down onto the bank of the stream to dig out a build-up of si (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 13:56:08
    - RobadogLawyers4U.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 4, 14:03:47
    - i see a bloke on emergency bikers once got his hand caught in a milk bottling mochine (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 4, 14:03:44
      - The noises coming out of this bloke when they strapped his leg up were pretty rank. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:06:09
    - Jesus wept, I bet you know everyone's business on your street (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 4, 14:01:58
      - You can just picture him buffing his front step in curlers and a hair net, (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 4, 14:07:12
      - Yep, pretty much. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:02:58
    - Thanks for the detail (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 4, 13:59:48
    - hmm (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 13:59:41
    - Did you have to include your toilet details in that post ? (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 4, 13:58:39
      - That's a task in itself. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 4, 14:01:12
        
        post lunch sugar booster - mandatory for the bored office worker (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 4, 14:13:35
      - I think it rounded the story out. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:00:59
        
        Annoying when you have to rush a dump. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 4, 14:13:48
        
        I didn't rush it. Man needed help, sure, but you don't hurry another man's motions, no ma (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:32:11
        
        Good for you. I'd have let him die rather than rush a poo. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 4, 14:40:24
        
        Couple of extra minutes lying on a river bank in excruciating agony wouldn't have done any (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:44:03
        
        Good point. Musn't rush the wiping either. Would have been a good time for a miracle poo. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 4, 14:45:53
        
        "Clean drop" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 4, 14:47:14
        
        You always do a second wipe with a miracle poo though don't you? Just to be sure. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 4, 15:03:20
        
        Oh yes (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 4, 15:06:36
        
        Also - getting up too quickly risks getting a "Witches kiss" (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 4, 14:56:20
        
        I wouldn't know, I have to have mine laid over my forearm. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 4, 15:03:53
        
        Totally agree. One's daily dump is a ring-fenced pleasure not to be hurried. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 4, 14:39:42
        
        Rim-fenced (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 4, 14:47:19
        
        You have a point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 4, 14:10:18
        
        also explained your tardy response time (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 4, 14:05:08

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