Blokes just fallen off the bridge next to my house, shattered his ankle.

Two fire appliances, a big fire service incident control van, a big ambulances, an ambulance responder zoomy car thing, an extracting-people-from-tricky-spots 4x4 ambulance, four car loads of plod doing traffic control.

Quite impressive to see the emergency services swing into action, all competent and that.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on October 4th 2012 at 13:47:52

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Blokes just fallen off the bridge next to my house, shattered his ankle. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 13:47:52
- The moral of the story is presumably to clear shit and not silt? (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Oct 4, 14:46:51
  - Never reply to my posts, Ipswitch fan. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:58:27
    - Go fall off a bridge (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Oct 4, 15:59:37
    - who the fuck do you think you are? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 15:04:31
      - Arizona Motherfucking Bay. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 15:12:37
      - FLOL (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 4, 15:09:02
- incident control van (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 4, 13:57:03
  - A Julie Andrews for me, thanks (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 4, 14:00:04
- Fell or jumped?.. (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 4, 13:51:24
  - Fell - he was trying to climb down onto the bank of the stream to dig out a build-up of si (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 13:56:08
    - RobadogLawyers4U.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 4, 14:03:47
    - i see a bloke on emergency bikers once got his hand caught in a milk bottling mochine (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 4, 14:03:44
      - The noises coming out of this bloke when they strapped his leg up were pretty rank. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:06:09
    - Jesus wept, I bet you know everyone's business on your street (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 4, 14:01:58
      - You can just picture him buffing his front step in curlers and a hair net, (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 4, 14:07:12
      - Yep, pretty much. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:02:58
    - Thanks for the detail (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 4, 13:59:48
    - hmm (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 4, 13:59:41
    - Did you have to include your toilet details in that post ? (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 4, 13:58:39
      - That's a task in itself. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 4, 14:01:12
        
        post lunch sugar booster - mandatory for the bored office worker (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 4, 14:13:35
      - I think it rounded the story out. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:00:59
        
        Annoying when you have to rush a dump. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 4, 14:13:48
        
        I didn't rush it. Man needed help, sure, but you don't hurry another man's motions, no ma (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:32:11
        
        Good for you. I'd have let him die rather than rush a poo. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 4, 14:40:24
        
        Couple of extra minutes lying on a river bank in excruciating agony wouldn't have done any (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 4, 14:44:03
        
        Good point. Musn't rush the wiping either. Would have been a good time for a miracle poo. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 4, 14:45:53
        
        "Clean drop" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 4, 14:47:14
        
        You always do a second wipe with a miracle poo though don't you? Just to be sure. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 4, 15:03:20
        
        Oh yes (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 4, 15:06:36
        
        Also - getting up too quickly risks getting a "Witches kiss" (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 4, 14:56:20
        
        I wouldn't know, I have to have mine laid over my forearm. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 4, 15:03:53
        
        Totally agree. One's daily dump is a ring-fenced pleasure not to be hurried. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 4, 14:39:42
        
        Rim-fenced (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 4, 14:47:19
        
        You have a point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Oct 4, 14:10:18
        
        also explained your tardy response time (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 4, 14:05:08

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