Ok...this worked for me. Tell your mum that she is repeating herself

whenever she tells you anything, just say that she told you it 2 minutes earlier. Then hide one of her shoes in the fridge and ask if you can have a coffee. Continue this for several months and throw in the odd request for a doble-glazing quote at her house which she knows nothing about.
She will end up in a home with you controlling her finances which will make babysitters affordable and spare your kids the kisses they dont want from Grandparents.

Posted By: RoyKeanesFinalTurd on March 4th 2012 at 20:09:59

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Need some advice... How do you deal with idiot parents? (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 4, 19:59:43
- Ok...this worked for me. Tell your mum that she is repeating herself (NCFC) - RoyKeanesFinalTurd, Mar 4, 20:09:59
  - I like that idea but... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 4, 20:23:52
  - incredible! (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Mar 4, 20:13:10
- So you see your mum (NCFC) - norway, Mar 4, 20:01:50
  - Emm.... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 4, 20:07:37
    - Ok - but seeing more of the grandchildren (NCFC) - norway, Mar 4, 20:11:32
  - he's not really from norfolk is he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 4, 20:04:01
    - I know you dont like me butthat is hilarious (n/m) (NCFC) - RoyKeanesFinalTurd, Mar 4, 20:05:49
      - i've no idea who you are and what you are on about? are you a regular on here (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 4, 20:08:31
        
        You seem quite averse to new posters. Like you rule the roost and that (n/m) (NCFC) - RoyKeanesFinalTurd, Mar 4, 20:11:19
        
        i'm not averse to new posters at all (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 4, 20:15:29
        
        Are you off to Dublins on business or pleasure Mr Tombs? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 4, 20:20:23
        
        just a stopover as i'm headed north the next day (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 4, 20:28:31
        
        lols, Business then!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 4, 20:32:45
        
        well sort of yes (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 4, 20:35:59
        
        Ah. Have a good trip and a bear on me Mr Tombs. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 4, 20:38:38
        
        thanks very much, i'll have a guinness at o'donoghue's's (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 4, 20:43:49
        
        :D (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 4, 20:50:09
        
        ROLF (NCFC) - norway, Mar 4, 20:13:17
- Doesn't a heavy bout of Iron Maiden work? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 20:01:46
  - When I was about 14... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 4, 20:10:09
    - Does she refuse to fly with Easyjet? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 4, 20:12:40

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