Google the address, find the names of the occupants. Look them up on Facebook. Find

anybody listed as their relative or partner. Kidnap them one at a time. Remove one digit or other non-vital body part at a time and post it by courier (for maximum effect) to them, accompanied by a video of the act being performed (ensure plenty of pleading).

Finish with a flourish with a good old fashioned decapitation, then move on to next victim. If you have any possibility at all, the icing on the cake would be pets.

Or just get a senser hoomer and take a brolly next time.

Posted By: Steve in Holland on February 21st 2012 at 17:14:45

Message Thread

Wroth advice required. What revenge would you suggest? (General Chat) - col canary, Feb 21, 17:09:36
- Make them watch endless repeats of our FA cup exit with Brandonio (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 17:44:24
  - naked (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 17:47:29
    - Or, break in, go to the bathroom, and find every toothbrush. Wipe it them all (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 17:49:19
      - ^^ worrying ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 17:51:28
        
        Heard it on the telly box (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 17:53:40
        
        I did that once (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 21, 18:56:44
      - this is what they call on anglia news "a development" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 17:50:35
- starts with water, then piss, could be acid next. (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 17:42:45
- Super glue in the door lock works a treat (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Feb 21, 17:31:44
- Find out what message forum they post on,& wage a hate campaign on them for about 10 years (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 17:18:36
  - Ahh, so that explains Selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Feb 21, 17:22:32
    - Nothing explains selwyn, you'll have to narrow your expectations in seeking answers (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 17:24:21
- If you try to piss back at me it will never reach (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Feb 21, 17:17:00
- do some smells up their USBs (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 21, 17:16:27
  - sorry to intrude but i wonder if you'd care to clarify something that has been bugging me (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 17:36:24
    - No Mary option? For shame, for shame, waves order paper (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 17:48:52
    - I've always assumed it's (a) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 21, 17:42:09
      - bollocques, i've been doing it wrong then (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 17:45:18
        
        we need a third opinion. Probably more. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 21, 17:46:11
        
        maybe a poll like they do in the eadie pea (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 17:48:05
- Google the address, find the names of the occupants. Look them up on Facebook. Find (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 17:14:45
  - I've spent many a long night awake, in the dark, staring into the abyss (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 17:38:18
    - *this is in the wrong place, and should be under Tombsies usb question** (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 17:55:22
  - Yes, Im liking the Facebook angle. Could really mess with their sorry lives. (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Feb 21, 17:19:55
- Shake your fist furiously (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 17:11:32
- post a shit through the letter box. every time (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 21, 17:11:26
  - Or get some milk wait for it to go off quite badly, and pour that through the letter box (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 17:15:18
    - My Chef friend did that once (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 21, 17:23:49

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