My mate's mother-in-law has moved in with them. She cooked a posh Christmas Dinner,

which basically consisted of duck rather than turkey.

She gave him the duck's arse but hid it under some cabbage. He was physically sick and is paranoid that she is trying to poisen him.

They don't really get on too well.

Posted By: tudders on February 14th 2012 at 13:05:03

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microwaved jacket spud, stag chilli, coleslaw (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:45:42
- Toad in the hole, mash, veg and pina colada (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 14, 12:56:40
  - Now THAT is a proper meal (apart from penis colada, I have never had that and don't know (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 13:05:21
    - comfort food innit. (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 14, 13:14:59
      - Ah, I do like rum - dark rum neat though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 13:20:19
- Two sushi rolls, one sweet chilli chicken and one calamari and avocado (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Feb 14, 12:49:35
- Stag Chilli?? Blimey, do they still make that? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 12:49:02
  - fuck nose, i found a tin in my expedition box in the shed (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:52:16
- I had vegetable soup, toasted organic wholemeal bread smothered in olive spread... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 14, 12:47:30
  - that sounds divine, have you run out of tinned meat? (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:51:11
    - Tinned meat? We only buy the expensive stuff Jamie sells over at 1 New Change... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 14, 12:56:33
      - i don't think anyone under 65 buys full fat milk anymore (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:57:53
        
        I likes it in my coffee.* (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 14, 13:07:29
        
        I hate milk in coffee - the smaell makes me want to chuck (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 13:09:04
        
        Is "smaell" a cross between small and smell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 14, 13:14:34
        
        Don't think so but I'm prepared to be wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 13:19:11
        
        I would assume CB41 still drinks it (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 14, 13:00:05
        
        Nope, I have never drunk it (maybe when I was a kid). I go for 1% and (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 13:03:55
        
        gold top at christmas no doubt. they probably still have milkmen up there (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 14, 13:01:52
        
        And coalmen. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 13:05:37
        
        We scavenge coal off the fields round Wigan (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 13:08:11
        
        We do. I don't but MiJulie does. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 13:04:20
  - artisan bread! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 14, 12:49:38
- thought that was a chelts post until I saw no Kit kat and a ribena (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 14, 12:46:47
  - lolf. that stag chilli do a bit duntert? (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:48:22
    - "meat". You sure? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 12:51:38
      - plums and anuses are still counted as meat (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 14, 12:56:26
        
        i do hope i haven't unwittingly eaten an animals anus (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 14, 13:01:02
        
        My mate's mother-in-law has moved in with them. She cooked a posh Christmas Dinner, (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 13:05:03
        
        fukkern hell (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 14, 13:08:30
        
        Blimey, I'd rather live with these (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 13:16:30
        
        I know. We went round the other week, she said it's so nice to see you both, (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 13:12:20
        
        that sounds like a disaster in waiting (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 14, 13:21:02
      - ''the flesh of an animal or a bird eaten as food'' (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 14, 12:53:37
      - mechanically recovered fillet steak apparently (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 14, 12:53:30
        
        Earholes, eyeholes and arseholes. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 13:01:15

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