he's probably up to his nuts in guts as we type

sorry danders......

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Posted By: Tombs on February 13th 2012 at 22:43:27

Message Thread

Help me with some girl trouble (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 21:56:26
- Tell her that you're an internet warrior, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Feb 13, 23:26:44
- Learn a musical instrument (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 13, 22:47:07
  - Rusty Trombone?...... Skin Flute? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:52:28
    - Anything that makes her cry while he plays it (n/m) (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 13, 22:54:33
      - Sybian? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 23:07:06
    - cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:53:09
- You should really ask SCC. Thought he would have rocked up by now. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:40:57
  - he's probably up to his nuts in guts as we type (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:43:27
    - That's better (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:47:06
- From what I consider an absolute legend on here, I'd ask Larry Hagman's advice (General Chat) - pants, Feb 13, 22:23:43
  - And he is in with really successful but secret bands (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:26:35
- Stick to Football, Booze and the WOTB (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 13, 22:21:12
  - TBF he's not trying to marry her, this thread would have been a different (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:24:40
    - I'd marry her (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:31:06
    - Normally a ten takes time and effort to get to the crunch (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 13, 22:26:55
      - it's not just about hardcore sex though strap on (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:29:31
        
        Change the 'though' to 'with a' and you've got some sound parental advice there. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:32:25
- Learn from the master.... (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, Feb 13, 22:18:39
- seriously...... just wack off to free grainy low res internet porn. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:17:27
- Thanks for the advice men (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:16:40
  - Do you have any weapons, formaldehyde and binding tape in your car? (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:40:18
  - good thinking (General Chat) - Karnivore, Feb 13, 22:27:22
  - Yes, that's not creepy at all (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:26:05
  - how did you find out where she lived? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:20:33
    - Looked through the phonebook (n/m) (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:23:58
      - If you think that is a good idea (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:28:41
  - Good luck with that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:20:25
  - Good luck (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 13, 22:20:14
- More booze than she can safely consume (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 13, 22:14:24
- Seriously though. (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:12:29
  - Is this you...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:20:31
  - That and the Rohypnol (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:17:42
  - "stop eating" (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:16:34
    - genius isnt it (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:21:50
  - buy some expensive headphones (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:16:16
    - dunno, girls seem to love a pair of Beats by Dre (fucking awful things) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:20:27
      - how old were they? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:22:41
        
        haha, 18 i suppose (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:23:47
        
        who is 'we'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:26:34
        
        me + housemates (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:28:31
        
        although let me say this, nothing is beneath me when it comes to women (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:32:06
- In no particular order: be funny, talk to her, listen to what she says... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:11:25
  - "pretend" to listen to what she says (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:12:59
    - ^^^^^ POTD........... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:15:31
    - You're a right old grinch tonight, even by your grumpy standards... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:14:48
      - don't be so precious love (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:15:41
        
        I'm not! You're being super grumpy... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:20:11
        
        i am? (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:24:01
        
        No geezer, course not (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 23:27:57
- Befriend a pharmacist (General Chat) - pants, Feb 13, 22:09:32
- Money..... lots of it......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:07:44
  - And a fucking huge TV. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:09:55
    - worked for me!...... dont hatez the playa.....hate the game..... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:10:50
      - So, you're married to a 'solid 10', earn a sizable income, have a huge fucking TV, (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:16:35
        
        You forgot I have a giant cock and won a nobel peace prize. (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:32:23
      - you've fucked up there usac (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:12:01
        
        im thinking of writing a blog........whad ya think? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:14:11
        
        go for it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:17:29
- just ask if sje spits or swallows...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 13, 22:07:01
  - It's never failed, (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 13, 22:15:26
- No such thing as a 10. Liar (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:03:19
- Your chance is already gone (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:02:36
- Just ask if you can monk all over her tits. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:01:34
  - what if she says no? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:03:08
    - It's an assumed close. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:09:24
    - Faint heart never won fair lady (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:08:23
      - what about skanks? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:16:26
      - i suppose if she says no then she's not much of a fair lady (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:10:28
  - high risk - high reward (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 13, 22:02:35
- be better looking (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 13, 21:57:23
  - I was just going to tell her she has nice hair and cracking attire (n/m) (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:00:31
    - Rohypnol ! (General Chat) - Men without hats, Feb 13, 22:15:13
    - You could try that. Saying nothing would probably be equally effective. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:11:25
      - What if I tell her (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:18:57
        
        See my first suggestion. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:21:54
        
        I don't think a Volcanic Waterfall is a thing (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:21:22

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