I'd marry her

If it meant she would have sex with me.

Posted By: luisgarcia on February 13th 2012 at 22:31:06

Message Thread

Help me with some girl trouble (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 21:56:26
- Tell her that you're an internet warrior, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Feb 13, 23:26:44
- Learn a musical instrument (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 13, 22:47:07
  - Rusty Trombone?...... Skin Flute? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:52:28
    - Anything that makes her cry while he plays it (n/m) (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 13, 22:54:33
      - Sybian? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 23:07:06
    - cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:53:09
- You should really ask SCC. Thought he would have rocked up by now. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:40:57
  - he's probably up to his nuts in guts as we type (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:43:27
    - That's better (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:47:06
- From what I consider an absolute legend on here, I'd ask Larry Hagman's advice (General Chat) - pants, Feb 13, 22:23:43
  - And he is in with really successful but secret bands (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:26:35
- Stick to Football, Booze and the WOTB (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 13, 22:21:12
  - TBF he's not trying to marry her, this thread would have been a different (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:24:40
    - I'd marry her (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:31:06
    - Normally a ten takes time and effort to get to the crunch (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 13, 22:26:55
      - it's not just about hardcore sex though strap on (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:29:31
        
        Change the 'though' to 'with a' and you've got some sound parental advice there. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:32:25
- Learn from the master.... (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, Feb 13, 22:18:39
- seriously...... just wack off to free grainy low res internet porn. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:17:27
- Thanks for the advice men (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:16:40
  - Do you have any weapons, formaldehyde and binding tape in your car? (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:40:18
  - good thinking (General Chat) - Karnivore, Feb 13, 22:27:22
  - Yes, that's not creepy at all (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:26:05
  - how did you find out where she lived? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:20:33
    - Looked through the phonebook (n/m) (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:23:58
      - If you think that is a good idea (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:28:41
  - Good luck with that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:20:25
  - Good luck (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 13, 22:20:14
- More booze than she can safely consume (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 13, 22:14:24
- Seriously though. (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:12:29
  - Is this you...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:20:31
  - That and the Rohypnol (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:17:42
  - "stop eating" (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:16:34
    - genius isnt it (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:21:50
  - buy some expensive headphones (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:16:16
    - dunno, girls seem to love a pair of Beats by Dre (fucking awful things) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:20:27
      - how old were they? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:22:41
        
        haha, 18 i suppose (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:23:47
        
        who is 'we'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:26:34
        
        me + housemates (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:28:31
        
        although let me say this, nothing is beneath me when it comes to women (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:32:06
- In no particular order: be funny, talk to her, listen to what she says... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:11:25
  - "pretend" to listen to what she says (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:12:59
    - ^^^^^ POTD........... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:15:31
    - You're a right old grinch tonight, even by your grumpy standards... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:14:48
      - don't be so precious love (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:15:41
        
        I'm not! You're being super grumpy... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 22:20:11
        
        i am? (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:24:01
        
        No geezer, course not (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 13, 23:27:57
- Befriend a pharmacist (General Chat) - pants, Feb 13, 22:09:32
- Money..... lots of it......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:07:44
  - And a fucking huge TV. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:09:55
    - worked for me!...... dont hatez the playa.....hate the game..... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:10:50
      - So, you're married to a 'solid 10', earn a sizable income, have a huge fucking TV, (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:16:35
        
        You forgot I have a giant cock and won a nobel peace prize. (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:32:23
      - you've fucked up there usac (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:12:01
        
        im thinking of writing a blog........whad ya think? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:14:11
        
        go for it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:17:29
- just ask if sje spits or swallows...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 13, 22:07:01
  - It's never failed, (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 13, 22:15:26
- No such thing as a 10. Liar (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Feb 13, 22:03:19
- Your chance is already gone (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 22:02:36
- Just ask if you can monk all over her tits. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:01:34
  - what if she says no? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:03:08
    - It's an assumed close. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:09:24
    - Faint heart never won fair lady (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:08:23
      - what about skanks? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 13, 22:16:26
      - i suppose if she says no then she's not much of a fair lady (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 13, 22:10:28
  - high risk - high reward (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 13, 22:02:35
- be better looking (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 13, 21:57:23
  - I was just going to tell her she has nice hair and cracking attire (n/m) (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:00:31
    - Rohypnol ! (General Chat) - Men without hats, Feb 13, 22:15:13
    - You could try that. Saying nothing would probably be equally effective. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:11:25
      - What if I tell her (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Feb 13, 22:18:57
        
        See my first suggestion. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 22:21:54
        
        I don't think a Volcanic Waterfall is a thing (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 22:21:22

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