Talking of mansions, me, Tabitha, Torquil and Bernadette were up at Piers and Annunziata's

pile in the dales last weekend.

Saturday saw a beautiful dawn, the sun rising over the grounds, reflecting off the lakes, so myself, Piers and Torquil decided to do a spot of fishing off the jetty. Piers got his man, Cavendish, to pack a basket with a few bottles of Krug Clos d?Ambonnay and we set off while the girls were still asleep.

At about midday, after catching 20 or so wild brown and rainbow trout, the girls showed up in their swimsuits, ready for an afternoon dip in the hot sun. Tabby and Annie were first in, running the length of the jetty and diving into the cool waters.

Bernadette, poor gal, slipped as she went to jump off the side and caught her Marc Jacobs swimsuit on the wicker picnic basket, tearing it asunder. She went under for a good minute or so until Cavendish hooked her out with his 8 metre Drennan.

As she came up spluttering, Piers noticed an 8lb Grayling hanging out of her fanny. I quickly grabbed Piers' Holland & Holland Royal Side by Side and blew its head off. The rest of it slipped out and fell onto the jetty with a wet slap.

That night, I went down to the kitchen for a glass of water and saw Cavendish rutting Bernie over the Aga. The moonlight was glinting off the fish scales on his cock.

Posted By: malkybarkid on September 21st 2011 at 11:31:05

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FAO Scrampton (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 21, 11:05:18
- Talking of mansions, me, Tabitha, Torquil and Bernadette were up at Piers and Annunziata's (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 21, 11:31:05
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 21, 16:24:21
  - I hate it when i get.. (General Chat) - kenny powers, Sep 21, 12:11:35
  - Chuckle (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 21, 11:40:34
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 21, 11:38:28
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 21, 11:34:31
- a tax on the value of properties already exists (council tax) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 11:24:45
  - Or valuing second homes? Or valuing cash? Or valuing share portfolios? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 21, 11:27:09
    - it might be difficult near the threshold, but not for the really expensive stuff (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 11:33:21
      - Or bring back the Poll Tax and then everyone pays the same (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 12:40:10
        
        I don't think everyone should pay the same, I see the principle behind taxing the rich (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 21, 13:32:00
        
        so VAT should be scrapped n'all? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 13:43:09
        
        Hmmm (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 21, 13:59:57
        
        it is a tax dependent on what you choose to buy, despite you having already paid tax on ea (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 14:23:32
        
        I would reduce tax to 5% of earnings (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 14:35:05
        
        VAT is a tax at the moment of purchase - we've already got that for houses (stamp duty) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 21, 14:32:59
        
        right... so it's the ongoing nature you dislike (which you failed to mention in your post) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 14:37:15
        
        Given that we already have a purchase tax (stamp duty) which you seem to have forgotten (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 21, 14:58:21
        
        the overriding principle behind this tax is the more expensive the house you own the more (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 15:19:15
        
        Rent it out to a Somali asylum seeker (General Chat) - Astroturf, Sep 21, 15:10:11
        
        Git for PM (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 14:35:28
        
        Intelligent & Lib Dem? Nah does that work (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 14:09:36
        
        Scrammers obviously is intelligent (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 21, 14:17:33
        
        That is the Clegg effect (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 14:24:04
        
        VAT is the fairest tax of all as the more you spend the more you pay (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 13:55:01
        
        Excellent idea... (General Chat) - woody, Sep 21, 13:23:41
        
        because it might be that Daddy bought your house for you (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 12:44:27
        
        And what if Daddy had worked hard? (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 12:51:34
        
        and what if he didn't? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 13:03:18
        
        Are you trying to say (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Sep 21, 13:53:53
        
        this is an additional tax - not to do with 'all tax laws' (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 14:25:13

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