didn't bother myself

wish i hadn't gone to the births either, utterly pointless being there, you only get shouted at. stay away is my advice, wait for the call from the hospital, turn up with a big bunch of flowers, take some snaps for the relatives and then f**k off on the piss and have a cigar in order to allow the mother and child some invaluable bonding time.

Posted By: Tombs on September 7th 2011 at 09:56:34

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Ante-natal shenanigans (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Sep 7, 09:48:47
- NHS/NCT (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 7, 10:19:43
  - stop it! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:40:31
    - We took the placenta home.... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 7, 10:41:23
      - mmmmm! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:42:32
        
        Buried it in the garden and planted a rose on top of it (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 7, 10:56:56
- sounds as pointless as....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 09:56:40
  - Chelts - that actually sounds even more pointless... (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Sep 7, 10:07:08
  - To be fair to her, you do come across as being as thick as shit. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 10:06:02
    - i guess thats also a fair point...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:10:56
      - She probably thought you were delusional. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 10:30:46
        
        or.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:39:10
        
        No, my explanation is more plausible. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 10:40:51
        
        no... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:41:22
        
        Yes, everyone knows that already. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 10:42:52
        
        yes.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:44:58
        
        No way. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 10:48:58
        
        probably about the same. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafskibarkid, Sep 7, 11:12:41
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 11:15:44
        
        truth hurts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 11:30:33
        
        Ouch. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 11:32:17
        
        be careful out there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 11:47:50
- didn't bother myself (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 7, 09:56:34
  - I was at both births... (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Sep 7, 10:09:55
    - Phew....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:12:35
  - ^excellent advice (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 09:58:45
- There's only one enjoyable ante-natal shenanigan (General Chat) - TransitVanBeethoven, Sep 7, 09:51:11
  - BOOM BOOM! (n/m) (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Sep 7, 10:06:26
    - aythenkeew (n/m) (General Chat) - TransitVanBeethoven, Sep 7, 10:19:01

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