Ante-natal shenanigans

I found the whole thing a total waste of time. The midwife who delivered the course was hopeless, and insisted on using meaningless hospital jargon and acronyms when plain English would have been far more useful.

The low point came when she dusted off a box of Playmobil figures to illustrate who does what in the delivery suite.

I s**t you not....

Posted By: HampshireYella on September 7th 2011 at 09:48:47

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Ante-natal shenanigans (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Sep 7, 09:48:47
- NHS/NCT (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 7, 10:19:43
  - stop it! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:40:31
    - We took the placenta home.... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 7, 10:41:23
      - mmmmm! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:42:32
        
        Buried it in the garden and planted a rose on top of it (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 7, 10:56:56
- sounds as pointless as....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 09:56:40
  - Chelts - that actually sounds even more pointless... (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Sep 7, 10:07:08
  - To be fair to her, you do come across as being as thick as shit. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 10:06:02
    - i guess thats also a fair point...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:10:56
      - She probably thought you were delusional. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 10:30:46
        
        or.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:39:10
        
        No, my explanation is more plausible. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 10:40:51
        
        no... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:41:22
        
        Yes, everyone knows that already. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 10:42:52
        
        yes.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:44:58
        
        No way. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 10:48:58
        
        probably about the same. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafskibarkid, Sep 7, 11:12:41
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 11:15:44
        
        truth hurts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 11:30:33
        
        Ouch. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 7, 11:32:17
        
        be careful out there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 11:47:50
- didn't bother myself (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 7, 09:56:34
  - I was at both births... (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Sep 7, 10:09:55
    - Phew....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 10:12:35
  - ^excellent advice (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 7, 09:58:45
- There's only one enjoyable ante-natal shenanigan (General Chat) - TransitVanBeethoven, Sep 7, 09:51:11
  - BOOM BOOM! (n/m) (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Sep 7, 10:06:26
    - aythenkeew (n/m) (General Chat) - TransitVanBeethoven, Sep 7, 10:19:01

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