I put a big, fat mummy spider in my gob once and applied a bit of teeth pressure and about

100 million baby spiders burst out and ran amok over my face.

That was at Hill Street where the postman used to post our letters through the cracks in our front door then walk off chuckling.

Posted By: malkybarkid on July 27th 2011 at 11:03:52

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In honour of A Bay daringly eating TUC biscuits out of date, what's the worst thing you've (General Chat) - APB, Jul 27, 10:57:16
- My Dad was served up a sheeps eye (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jul 27, 13:04:01
- pineapple on a pizza (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 27, 12:39:53
- I don't think I should answer this one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 27, 12:11:50
  - don't mention my name! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 27, 12:47:04
  - Please do and start a new thread when you do (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 27, 12:45:49
- Mushrooms (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 12:01:43
  - Grump ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 27, 12:33:57
- A lady's mary. At an inappropriate time of the month. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 27, 12:00:18
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 27, 12:36:59
  - Jeez!! (n/m) (General Chat) - bgc, Jul 27, 12:27:45
  - wow I think that might win (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jul 27, 12:07:56
    - A good captain also sails the Red Sea (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:09:41
- Foie gras. Hate the stuff. Not exactly my mate's piss, granted (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 11:48:07
  - Is that the best you can do?.. (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 27, 11:52:40
    - Semolina ? I've eaten stuff others might find disgusting but which I liked, e.g. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 12:08:45
- my mates piss. no joke (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jul 27, 11:27:32
  - Mate's or mates'? Makes a difference... (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 27, 11:34:11
    - Pmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 12:08:54
    - just the one (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jul 27, 11:36:36
  - Are you a rugby player? According to Ralph that's what all rugby players do (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 27, 11:29:00
    - afraid not, I have no excuses! (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jul 27, 11:30:09
  - You disgust me (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 27, 11:27:52
    - Why the fuck would you do that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 27, 11:30:30
      - I was at a party and had no money, but needed (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jul 27, 11:31:22
        
        You were paid to drink someone's piss? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 27, 11:31:55
        
        ...to be back in the morning for a job interview (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jul 27, 11:31:50
        
        You are revolting (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 27, 11:32:19
        
        I know (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jul 27, 11:32:27
- cant renember if i posted this afore... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 11:19:14
- horse (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 27, 11:14:43
  - I like horse. And baby goat. Not sure about Ortolan Bunting. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 27, 11:32:48
  - i ate a Horse Burger away at vitesse arnham (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 27, 11:24:45
  - I had horse in Paris. Asked for a leg, but it came in a bap - like a burger. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 11:22:24
    - I had horse in paris too. It was nice. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 11:25:27
      - We should eat people, planetary hunger solved at a stroke. (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 27, 11:28:16
        
        Who decides who eats who though? It's a legal minefield. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 27, 11:35:25
        
        Soylent Green (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 11:33:06
      - We should. Six. Or more. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 11:26:07
    - I couldn't eat a whole one (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 27, 11:23:56
- I put a big, fat mummy spider in my gob once and applied a bit of teeth pressure and about (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 27, 11:03:52
- A beetle (n/m) (General Chat) - bgc, Jul 27, 11:01:57
  - Deliberately? I've eaten plenty of flies cycling, but not intentionally. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 27, 11:11:34
    - Yep, for a dare though. (General Chat) - bgc, Jul 27, 11:23:15
  - Beetle Goes Crunch (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 27, 11:03:07
- Couple of mouthfuls of cat food - tastes a bit like corned beef... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 27, 11:00:58
- Marmite - once, once was enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 27, 10:58:51

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