Elfin Safety update.....

I've now been forced to add a Hi-Vis vest to the outfit. That's safety specs, ear defenders, and Hi-Vis.

I've made a suggestion to the H&S guy re: workwear. We should all dress as Darth Vader. My argument was like this: a helmet is part of the uniform, so no more bump caps or face visors; we'd all sound really cool and nobody'd be forced to sound Welsh, regardless of upbringing and circs; we'd have capes, and I've always wanted to wear a cape; we could cut lead with our light sabres, so no more risky knives etc; and when the machines break down, we can use the force.

Knives, by the way: everyone needs one, but we aren't allowed to use them, unless we've watched a 30-minute video and signed a form to say we've understood it. HONEST.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on June 23rd 2011 at 19:40:49

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Wow! We're in talks with Ryan Nelsen off of out of of Blackboorn (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 19:30:07
- Marquee! (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jun 23, 19:38:01
- And (NCFC) - yellowman, Jun 23, 19:36:26
- sounds like a complete lie (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Jun 23, 19:32:38
  - how dare you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 19:33:56
- seriously? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 23, 19:32:26
  - Elfin Safety update..... (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 19:40:49
    - that all sounds perfectly logical (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 23, 19:45:52
      - The mobile shark cage has been discussed (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 19:47:57
        
        I suspect H&S people will soon begin joining forces (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 23, 19:49:59
        
        Once, when working as a temp (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 19:54:21
        
        that's litiginous Britain for you (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 23, 19:57:46
        
        reminds me of a story a friend told me the other day about work litigation (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 23, 20:04:06
        
        and got robot arms (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 23, 20:18:57
        
        robot arms and several hundred thousand pounds (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 23, 20:32:51
        
        the old arse wiping must be a bit of a lottery for the first couple of weeks (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 23, 20:44:30
        
        Less of a lottery than if he still had no arms, I'd wager. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jun 23, 20:49:23
        
        there is that of course (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 23, 20:53:39
    - what industry are you in? (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Jun 23, 19:44:53
      - swinging the.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 23, 19:55:11
        
        no neeeeeeeeeeeeed (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 19:55:52
      - Leadworks (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 19:45:31

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