"but have you ever played proper competitive croquet?"

i overheard that in the pub the other night. the week before i saw a middle aged bloke belt seven shades of s**t out of some poor young lad at the bar

my advice therefore is to avoid loddon

Posted By: Tombs on June 14th 2011 at 10:14:21

Message Thread

Pointless and boring guessing game... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:07:24
- I know this... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 14, 10:32:55
  - i was just going to say that (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:33:31
    - you snooze you lose! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 14, 10:35:09
- Can you update the 1st game list please...what's left? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 14, 10:27:29
- A CLUE... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:16:48
  - A dead spider (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 14, 10:32:31
  - 2nd CLUE... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:26:28
    - A CANADA CAP (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 14, 10:54:33
      - blimey, he's correct. here's simeon in his CANADA CAP.... (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 11:00:54
    - Was it the Player of the Month award? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 14, 10:40:37
    - a throw in? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:32:55
    - A meat raffle. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 14, 10:31:13
    - not a spear then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 14, 10:28:14
    - a shoe? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:27:46
  - jackson county sheriffs dept? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:26:10
  - it's not a shoe is it? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:25:15
  - Marlon Jackson's drumstick (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 14, 10:23:27
    - shorts? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 14, 10:24:08
      - Yes. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 14, 10:25:28
  - A spear (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 14, 10:22:58
  - golfbag face?.... (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:22:32
  - michael jacksons shoe? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:21:01
  - Michael Jacksons white faceskin. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 14, 10:19:44
  - June Carter and Johnny Cash (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 14, 10:18:09
  - june carter? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:17:55
    - Neither June or Johnny will be going to Jackson now... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:18:30
    - Bugger (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 14, 10:18:24
      - i watched a good programme on the telly about ww2 last night from a soviet fans perspectiv (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:20:28
- the shoe of a shop assistant? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:15:45
- The shoe of a nurse. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 14, 10:13:43
  - I love nurses... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:14:44
- a lot of dead animals? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:11:50
  - Yes but that's not the answer... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:12:25
    - damn, i thought i'd cracked it. yes, donnez moi un clew svp (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:15:06
- a lasoo? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:11:31
- a stuffed aubergine? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:11:10
- Jamie Cullum? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 14, 10:10:59
  - He'd be too small for such a grand piano (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:13:01
    - That's why he's under it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 14, 10:14:41
      - True but that doesn't distract from the main problem with your answer... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:15:40
        
        Maybe he was and you just didn't see him due to his lack of height. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 14, 10:17:01
      - small pianist (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 14, 10:15:20
        
        Must have a very large one to keep Sophie Dahl interested in his (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jun 14, 10:17:50
- lee van cleef? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:10:42
- a trouser? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:10:27
- a scuffed pith helmet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:10:07
- some lint? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:09:42
- a croquet mallet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:09:31
  - Silly (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:11:55
    - "but have you ever played proper competitive croquet?" (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:14:21
      - Only fun croquet... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:17:13
- a little mouse with clogs on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 14, 10:09:26
  - Yes... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:11:45
- miriam margolyes? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:09:16
  - Sadly not (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:11:35
- a three legged leatherback turtle? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 14, 10:08:55
  - No but there what A LOT of dead animals there... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jun 14, 10:11:18

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