Full England squad for game against the cheese botherers

Why does it have the feel of, I don't know, the worst England squad ever? Maybe it's just me...

Scott Carson, Joe Hart, David Stockdale;

Leighton Baines, Gary Cahill, Ashley Cole, Rio Ferdinand, Phil Jagielka, Glen Johnson, Joleon Lescott, John Terry, Kyle Walker;

Gareth Barry, Michael Carrick, Stewart Downing, Adam Johnson, Frank Lampard, James Milner, Scott Parker, Theo Walcott, Jack Wilshere, Ashley Young;

Darren Bent, Peter Crouch, Jermain Defoe, Bobby Zamora.

Posted By: norway on May 23rd 2011 at 16:20:01

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Full England squad for game against the cheese botherers (Other Football) - norway, May 23, 16:20:01
- Why no horse? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, May 23, 16:37:59
  - Or Russell M, oh yeah he's Scottish isn't he? (n/m) (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 23, 16:48:13
  - Some of the horses round here have had Foals recently. Little horses are well cute (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 23, 16:44:00
    - Foals are shit (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 23, 16:48:54
      - saw them about 4 years ago. I remember bobbing about a lot (Other Football) - pants, May 23, 16:50:27
- Squad yeah but I suppose if you say: (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 16:33:57
  - What an absolute squadron of cunts. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:35:15
    - Surely POTD! (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, May 23, 16:54:11
    - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 23, 16:42:36
      - Parker aside. And Johnson. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:46:03
        
        Michael Carrick (Other Football) - pants, May 23, 16:55:20
    - Squadron: The collective noun for cunts (n/m) (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 23, 16:38:27
      - Thought it was "bunch". Or maybe "muscat" (Other Football) - Old Man, May 23, 16:39:45
        
        A Baadiff perhaps (n/m) (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 23, 16:42:40
- No Greeno, is he out of top 3 now? (n/m) (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 23, 16:27:35
  - He's quit (Other Football) - Common Sense Police, May 23, 16:30:55
    - quit? what is the matter with these fuckers? (Other Football) - Tombs, May 23, 16:35:02
      - Also he hasn't been the luckiest as England keeper, what with his intestines hanging out (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 23, 16:37:07
        
        didn't stop bert trautmann playing with a bust neck (Other Football) - Tombs, May 23, 16:39:08
        
        a bust neck fanny? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 23, 17:02:22
      - Did he actually quit in the end ? I thought it was just a roomer he might (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 16:36:07
        
        I think he came out to say he was thinking about quitting (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 23, 16:41:00
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Common Sense Police, May 23, 16:42:49
        
        BBC: "And West Ham's Robert Green has been overlooked in favour of Carson and Stockdale" (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 16:42:20
  - didn't both and he Foster say they can't be arsed with England anymore? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 23, 16:28:10
    - Foster said he wanted to focuseb his energies on BCFC (Other Football) - norway, May 23, 16:30:20
      - Doh! (n/m) (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 23, 16:31:02
    - Don't know, I wrote and told Fabio not to consider me either, hence my exclusion (n/m) (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 23, 16:29:25
- mostly because without Rooney, our striker options look really really shit (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 16:22:59
  - But surprised no Carroll, especially as he was omitted from U-21s (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 16:35:28
  - Oh. He's suspended. F*ck. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 16:23:58
  - suspended (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, May 23, 16:23:32
- A touch of the Graham Turnip years (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, May 23, 16:22:16
  - You're right, if only Carlton Palmer was a couple of years younger and (Other Football) - shortfatb, May 23, 16:35:07

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