I was speaking to a bloke down the pub who had Jack Russells

and did a bit of ratting on the side.

He reckoned the best way to train them up was to shoot a rat in the leg, then let the rat bite the dog. After that the dog will show no mercy to any rat it sees, and it will become the dog's sole mission in life.

Posted By: Huge Small on March 22nd 2011 at 18:53:37

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cut my lawn for the fust time this year today (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 22, 16:41:10
- Not sure if they are popular in the UK............ (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 22, 18:45:39
  - you call that a lawnmower? (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 19:12:30
    - I have a lot of grass...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 22, 19:17:56
      - can`t you get an illegal immigrant to do it (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 19:26:36
        
        fucking hell, one of my childhood tasks was cut the grass with one of them (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 22, 19:46:25
        
        what where you other tasks? (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 19:55:15
        
        well, just that and being stabbed to death with a breadknife when dad got home from t mine (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 22, 20:08:21
  - Thats interesting........ (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 22, 18:54:28
- i ent got no grass to cut (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Mar 22, 16:44:56
  - Ain't got no home, ain't got no shoes (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 22, 16:56:13
    - some of thats wrong innit (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 22, 16:58:57
      - no probs (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 22, 17:00:35
        
        ta (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 22, 17:01:04
- Smashing - I've got to cut mine either this evening or tomorrow evening. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh Manatee, Mar 22, 16:43:08
- Hint yew gotta grassbox on your mower? (Rising intonation) (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 16:42:29
  - schoolboy error malkers (liderally) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 22, 17:23:13
    - Rats? (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 22, 17:57:28
      - not all shitarses will take on a rat (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 22, 18:01:18
        
        Next door's Dad caught a rat down by our river, put it in a metal brazier, poured petrol o (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 20:16:26
        
        I hate rats (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 20:23:18
        
        danged right (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 22, 18:11:26
        
        Get a Jack Russell (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 18:19:25
        
        I was speaking to a bloke down the pub who had Jack Russells (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 22, 18:53:37
        
        our shitarse was from a farm (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 22, 18:33:16
        
        the only other option is to give Old Git a call (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 19:06:33
        
        Mine must be hard as nails then, we get a few rats. (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 22, 18:08:16
        
        good effort by your cat (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 22, 18:09:11
        
        the rats i mean not the frogs (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 22, 18:09:27
  - shouldn't you leave the cuttings on for the first few ones? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 22, 17:12:33
    - i didn't get to try being an owl whisperer this morning btw (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 22, 17:24:15

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